Tom Brady laments lack of foot speed

[A Defiant Goose]

Tom Brady runs so slow that he once ran into a player with CTE symptoms and cured him.

Tom Brady runs so slow that his stop watch measures tenths of a minute.

Brady runs so slow you can't see him moving with the naked eye

 

[Wordsmyth]

I had a Madden contest where he outrushed Mahomes.

 

[Tony2046]

Funniest "Tom Brady" comment during a Super Bowl:

Sanu says to Julio after a TB scramble, "You know how when a video goes slow mo? That's what he look like".

 

[tasmlab]

Funniest "Tom Brady" comment during a Super Bowl:

Sanu says to Julio after a TB scramble, "You know how when a video goes slow mo? That's what he look like".

Around 15:50. Always an excellent watch. Still get nervous down so much in the middle of the third and they are STILL missing kicks, settling for field goals, getting sacked, etc.,



To Sanu's credit, they were up a LOT when he said that. I'm sure he was feeling good pointing out Brady's flaw at that point.

 

[Sicilian]

His durability and longevity are due to his unconventional conditioning and strict diet.

Or,

he's too f'ing slow to ever save a play with his feet so he takes waaaay less abuse than almost every other QB who constantly runs.

I'll take either one.

All joking aside, I do think his longevity has less to do with any revolutionary diet/fitness program, and more to do with:

A) His quick reads getting the ball out quickly

B) The fact he's not a running QB

C) Playing in the era where QB's might as well have a red jersey on

 

[Patsfanin Philly]

he's closing in on #3 all time for rushing yards after age 40. Elite as ****.

Funny thing is that 2 of the guys above him on that list ( Vinny T and Flutie) both played for the Pats after age 40... Both only had negative yardage though, those kneeldowns hurt your average.....

 

[Tony2046]

Brady runs so slow scientist now question the theory of relativity.

"Maybe Brady is the speed constant......always slow"

 

[1960Pats]

Q: What did Tom Brady say while sitting on the back of a giant running turtle?

A: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[A Defiant Goose]

Brady is so slow when he gets sick he gets a walky nose

 

[PatsFanSince74]

Perhaps not ‘fast’... but he does have...




...well, Sammy knows.

That run will always be on my highlight reel of Top Five Brady Plays. Not only does he deke his way by one of the greatest LB's ever to play the game, but it was for a first down on a third and long in the Fourth Quarter of a tie game.

I think it's a true statement that Tom Brady has made more great plays that most fans have forgotten than other QB's have made that everybody remembers.

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

Tom Brady runs so slow that his stop watch measures tenths of a minute.

Tom Brady runs so slow that his 100 yard dash requires a stopwatch with a day/date function. Or a calendar...

 

[Tony2046]

Brady's is so slow. His original due date was Aug 3rd 1967.

 

[PatsWSB47]

Tom Brady runs so slow that his 100 yard dash requires a stopwatch with a day/date function. Or a calendar...

He runs so slow his hundred yards dash is now called a hundred yard march.

 

[Uptown]

TRUUUUUE

 

[Tony2046]

Tom Brady is so slow ...... even Google knows.

 

[IcyPatriot]

 

[chris_in_sunnyvale]

Most people think "TB12" refers to his uniform number. It actually refers to his 40 time.

Regards,
Chris

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Tom Brady so slow he try to cross a street an got a parking ticket.

Tom Brady so slow it take him 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Tom Brady so slow, the guys at the combine brought calendars.

Tom Brady so slow, he ran for a first down and passed himself walkin back to the huddle.

Tom Brady so slow chuck Norris round-house kicked his ass to make him move faster & nothing happened, except Chuck Norris slowed down.

Tom Brady so slow he broke off a long run at the last minute to win the game and they still had to pre-empt the next show.
On the West Coast.

Tom Brady don't drop back. That's him running forward at half-speed.

Tom Brady don't run on the treadmill b/c it only goes to tenths.

Tom Brady so slow, Werner Heisenberg can know his velocity and his direction at the same time.

 

[BTTA]

Just one more thing he and I have in common.

 

[A Defiant Goose]

Brady is so slow he just now reached the first down marker scrambling against Buffalo