The Josh Gordon Thread: Pats Officially Acquire Gordon for Fifth-Round Pick

[SHOWTIME15]

Hard to believe, but the Browns felt Gordon wasn't in shape

Breer: Browns were frustrated Gordon was not in shape

 

[Clonamery]

Is it? I've never been on there.

No clue but aren't all those places the product of assessment tests?

 

[Kontradiction]

Hard to believe, but the Browns felt Gordon wasn't in shape

Breer: Browns were frustrated Gordon was not in shape

Why is that hard to believe? He missed TC. It would be more surprising if he WAS in football shape.

 

[Clonamery]

JG now standing for Josh Gordon instead of Jimmy Garoppolo is going to take a lot of getting used to.

Nah, one's a player on my team, the other's a fart in the wind.

 

[Clonamery]

Why is that hard to believe? He missed TC. It would be more surprising if he WAS in football shape.

Yup. Probably why BB still doesn't think he's on the team yet....not in game shape.

 

[RobertWeathers]

Hard to believe, but the Browns felt Gordon wasn't in shape

Breer: Browns were frustrated Gordon was not in shape

No question Josh has his demons but from top-to-bottom the Skidmarks are a walking clusterf**k of an organization.

-Haslem is an idiot, a crook and a starf**ker
-Dorsey has the communication skills of a 12 year old girl which got him fired at KC. I think Dorey screwed up the conditions of the trade and Bill went back to him and said WTF
-Hue is a softie, clueless, nincompoop
-Haley is a drunk wacko

That all adds up to ZERO credibility in my book.

I do recall Jason Mc saying when Josh was 30lbs overweight he was still awesome thats one thing. I do believe the Skidmarks are starting their smear campaign on Josh.

I still think Josh was trying to shoot his way out of town.

 

[Coolade2]

Nah, one's a player on my team, the other's a fart in the wind.

Yeah but the winds blowing 25mph.... Over your head.

 

[edkk323]

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[PP2]

No question Josh has his demons but from top-to-bottom the Skidmarks are a walking clusterf**k of an organization.

-Haslem is an idiot, a crook and a starf**ker
-Dorsey has the communication skills of a 12 year old girl which got him fired at KC. I think Dorey screwed up the conditions of the trade and Bill went back to him and said WTF
-Hue is a softie, clueless, nincompoop
-Haley is a drunk wacko

That all adds up to ZERO credibility in my book.

I do recall Jason Mc saying when Josh was 30lbs overweight he was still awesome thats one thing. I do believe the Skidmarks are starting their smear campaign on Josh.

I still think Josh was trying to shoot his way out of town.

That's why it's totally idiotic to assume that the Browns were in any position to offer JG (sorry @KontradictioN ) any sort of support.

As a matter of fact, they were trying to trade him- tried to ship him out of town for a 2nd round pick before Haslem shot it down, and of course, Browns being Browns, they ended up trading him for a 5th, and lost a 7th in the bargain.

 

[Coolade2]

No question Josh has his demons but from top-to-bottom the Skidmarks are a walking clusterf**k of an organization.

-Haslem is an idiot, a crook and a starf**ker
-Dorsey has the communication skills of a 12 year old girl which got him fired at KC. I think Dorey screwed up the conditions of the trade and Bill went back to him and said WTF
-Hue is a softie, clueless, nincompoop
-Haley is a drunk wacko

That all adds up to ZERO credibility in my book.

I do recall Jason Mc saying when Josh was 30lbs overweight he was still awesome thats one thing. I do believe the Skidmarks are starting their smear campaign on Josh.

I still think Josh was trying to shoot his way out of town.

Good move. Seriously think JG smart guy who made some mistakes and got screwed by NFL policy.

OK .. now reboot. How does smart player not embrace this opportunity. ?

Um first thing switch off talk radio like hot mouth felgie performing orally on his microphone..

 

[Bill Lee]

I still think Josh was trying to shoot his way out of town.

Shot? I thought he smoked...

 

[RobertWeathers]

That's why it's totally idiotic to assume that the Browns were in any position to offer JG (sorry @KontradictioN ) any sort of support.

As a matter of fact, they were trying to trade him- tried to ship him out of town for a 2nd round pick before Haslem shot it down, and of course, Browns being Browns, they ended up trading him for a 5th, and lost a 7th in the bargain.

Exactly.

My conspiracy theory is Josh knew they were trying to trade him and he revolted. Now, I don't know why he revolted but he absolutely tried to shoot his way out of town which is why he ditched TC. Why he ditched the team meeting. Why he was squalking about the hammy (which he may have hurt but seems to be ok) and begging out of playing.

Moss did the same exact thing in MN and OAK.

There is no question Josh has a little prima-donna WR in him and it'll be up to Bill and team to make sure he flies right here.

 

[maineman209]

Sorta OT: Thought this was pretty funny..

That's hilarious!

 

[catent]

@Elijah: I saw the conversation you brought up yesterday and wanted to reply but never got around to it. I'm planning on doing so later tonight ... I have class until 03:15 ET and am getting dinner with my dad afterwards but as a 23 year-old college student who's a hair over 5'7" (although I say I'm 5'8", lol) and fits the nerdy/heady/analytical stereotype to a 'T', I wanted to offer you some advice and share my experiences with women.

 

[Froob]

Shot? I thought he smoked...

Lol feel so bad about laughing at this one. Hope we get Gordon straightened out.

 

[Clonamery]

102 pages. It would be sosososososososososososososososososososososososososososososososososososososososo
sosososososososososososososososososososososososososososososososososososososososo
sosososososososososososososososososososososososososososososososososososososososo
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sosososososososososososososososososososososososososososososososososososososososo so so funny if Gordon is cut in five weeks. Just FYI, there was exact 102 "so"

I think your definition of funny is so-so.

 

[borisman]

JG now standing for Josh Gordon instead of Jimmy Garoppolo is going to take a lot of getting used to.

JG10 for now

 

[edkk323]

I think your definition of funny is so-so.

That would be only 61 combos. there are 103 pages

 

[Ring 6]

Hard to believe, but the Browns felt Gordon wasn't in shape

Breer: Browns were frustrated Gordon was not in shape

That is not a good sign.

 

[Ring 6]

Exactly.

My conspiracy theory is Josh knew they were trying to trade him and he revolted. Now, I don't know why he revolted but he absolutely tried to shoot his way out of town which is why he ditched TC. Why he ditched the team meeting. Why he was squalking about the hammy (which he may have hurt but seems to be ok) and begging out of playing.

Moss did the same exact thing in MN and OAK.

There is no question Josh has a little prima-donna WR in him and it'll be up to Bill and team to make sure he flies right here.

So Gordon was unhappy in Cleveland and his plan was to miss 44 out of 50 games to prove a point?