If you were Nosferatrudamus...

[Off The Grid]

...And you, ergo, sucked, yet knew that Brady was gonna be...Brady...How much Draft Capital ~ Hell: How much Capital, period, would you've traded in 2000 to get the #1 Pick in that Draft, so that you could lock in the greatest player in the history of this great game??

 

[long distance]

Id use the #198

 

[Crazy Patriot Guy]

Are we assuming Bill Polian also knew, and had Brady graded as the #1 overall pick all along?

 

[PatsDeb]

First, I'd learn to spell my name...

 

[Off The Grid]

First, I'd learn to spell my name...

...and what name would that be, genius?

 

[Off The Grid]

Are we assuming Bill Polian also knew, and had Brady graded as the #1 overall pick all along?

 

[SammyBlueCat]

5000 years ago Moses said, "Pack up you camel, pick up your shovel, mount
your ass, and I will lead you to the promised land."

5000 years later, a new prophet said, " Lay down your shovel, sit on your
ass and light up a camel, this is the promised land."

Today, the government will tax your shovel, sell your camel, kick your ass,
and tell you that the promised land is in Japan.

 

[patsfaninpa]

Ah Nosty. As Ed McMahon would say doing his bit with Johnny Carson.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

...And you, ergo, sucked, yet knew that Brady was gonna be...Brady...How much Draft Capital ~ Hell: How much Capital, period, would you've traded in 2000 to get the #1 Pick in that Draft, so that you could lock in the greatest player in the history of this great game??

If one is a Nostradamus who sucks at telling the future, wouldn't that make one a Nostradumbass?

 

[Boomer B]

The only correct answer is Ray Lewis killed a guy...maybe 2

 

[Off The Grid]

If one is a Nostradamus who sucks at telling the future, wouldn't that make one a Nostradumbass?

He's a Vampire ~ Nesfaratu ~ who therefore sucks...as Vampires are wont to do.

 

[AQPE]

Covfefe

 

[IcyPatriot]

So what will Belidamus do?

 

[fnordcircle]

I'd buy apple stock and bitcoins and have a smaller number of marriages.

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

If I can go back in time, just let me draft Dan Marino instead of Tony Eason, please. Yeah, I know Dan never could win the big games. But Tony... yikes

 

[ctpatsfan77]

He's a Vampire ~ Nesfaratu ~ who therefore sucks...as Vampires are wont to do.

Yes, I know who Nosferatu is. I just think Nostradumbass is clearer.

 

[Joker]

as long as someone slaughters Anderscum Pooper slowly and with maximum excruciating pain, I'm fine with any Nostrildunkledork you come up with.

 

[PatsDeb]

...and what name would that be, genius?

Don't quit your day job.

 

[1960Pats]

I found a recent pic of Nosferatu...

 

[Off The Grid]

Don't quit your day job.

Quit yours...and get some English 101. #JustSayin