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Agholor received IV today

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Get the IV and watch Michael Jordan ball with the 106 degree temp video.
 
Hopefully the doctor was a pats fan and slipped some performance diminishing substances into the IV.

He didn't slip anything into the IV but he gave the entire team non-avocado ice cream with extra salt
 
Regardless of strain the flu on average kills 35,000 Americans each year and 400-700,000 people worldwide. I have nothing against Agholor but pooping his pants on the field would be mildly entertaining. Maybe our Janet Jackson moment?

Wouldn't that be just the perfect end of the repeat? To end the first 3 of 4 it comes out of one end of McNabb on the field. To end this one the Patriots win and it comes out the other end of Agholor on the field.
 
But, but, but, we want the opponents at full strength.

Puhleeze. I hope they all Donovan from both ends all over the field.


That makes no sense. That would completely cheapen the Patriots win and give the haters something to latch onto to try to minimize their accomplishment. I know I don't (as a Pats fan) take the Colts' AFCCG win against us when we were all sick with the flu seriously.

They are the better team. If they can't beat Philly at full health, they don't deserve to win.
 
I seem to remember a SuperBowl that the Pats lost, while half the team had the flu.
Nobody gave a F'.

Guess what?

It was the AFC Championship against Mr. Teabag. He then went on to beat the legendary Rex Grossman in the SuperBowl. Barely.
 
Spread.

Spread to the whole locker room.

..Don't forget the fans.... Especially the fans.

I heard something on the Mad Dog show. , Out of the entire league, 63%, and climbing, voted Philly fans the worst.

I live at the Jersey Shore, and I've been getting a lot of snide remarks from (out of nowhere, bandwagon) Seagull fans.
I've been walking around like a rolling Patriots Billboard... Head to Toe pride.

I just laugh and say "Never bet against TB/BB".
 
If we lose, I'll always question what exactly was in those IVs.

IV Infusion: Explanatory Note

WHAT’S THE IV RULE?

  • All IV infusions and/or injections of more than 100 mL (~6.8 tablespoons) per 12 hour period are prohibited at all times, both in- and out-of-competition, except for those legitimately received in the hospital, during surgery, or during clinical investigations.
 
This same type of crap doomed the 2005 Patriots in Indy. The Colts staff turning the heat up inside was the killshot.
 
Didn't say I wanted him to die just said I wanted him to take a liquid dump all over himself which would stop him from playing

The flu isn't a gastrointestinal illness.
 
IV Infusion: Explanatory Note

WHAT’S THE IV RULE?

  • All IV infusions and/or injections of more than 100 mL (~6.8 tablespoons) per 12 hour period are prohibited at all times, both in- and out-of-competition, except for those legitimately received in the hospital, during surgery, or during clinical investigations.
By no means am I the nurse Hatchet of the IV world, but 100mL dosage seems like a Well’s investigation should be warranted
 
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