Planned to order-in even before Web-gate (I have a commitment at noon), but the choice of beverages and their timing represent a Game Day Decision.
Brady takes the first snap under center and leads the Pats downfield for a TD on their first drive, punctuated by a series of bullets to Gronk & Co? Non-alcoholic beverages until the fourth quarter or so, followed by a celebratory ****tail with snacks, followed by Beijing Duck ordered in between games from a great Chinese restaurant, accompanied by a beer yet to be chosen, but definitely not "Dilly Dilly," at the start of the NFCCG.
Brady takes every snap in the shotgun and clearly doesn't have any zip on his passes, including a few Wounded Ducks, and the Pats are struggling to get on the board? A stiff Buffalo Trace on the rocks to take the edge off by the end of the first quarter, followed by more Buffalo Trace with or without snacks, depending on how the game is going. Dinner TBD, depending on whether they pull off the win anyway.
Hoyer starts? Dinner? Do the ice cubes in the drinks count as food?