Caption This: NFL Owner's Meetings

[Koma]

Goodell: "Platitudes and buzzwords that mean nothing"

Belichick: <stares at Goodell for 10 seconds> <snorts> "No habla espanol, senor." <walks away>

 

[Tony2046]

RG: So you know we're changing the "Jump over the center to block a FG rule"
BB: Yep, that's why I came up with that play.
RG: Huh? You came up with that play so that we would change the rule?
BB: Yep. I wanted you to change that rule.
RG: Why?
BB: Because there's a rule that I didn't want you to change.
RG: So had us focus on that rule so we wouldn't change another rule?
BB: Sun Tzu Rog.
RG: Sunny Zoo to you too BB.

 

[BUSTAMOVE]

BB... **** that was you on Matt's t-shirt.

 

[PatsFanInLondon]

"I'm wearing a t-shirt under this shirt Rog....any guesses as to which one it is..?"

 

[Spiral]

"I'm gonna need a bigger boat."

 

[Galeb]

Six or 7? He told me ten.

 

[WinstonSmith]

Roger did you see the latest issue of Psychology Today? It had an awesome article regarding a research study that proved, more probable than not, that people who fanatically preach about integrity have none.

 

[Ring 6]

Just wanted to say one more time: HAHA

 

[PatsWSB47]

Pretty sure Roger said Hi Bill, great owners meeting, huh,? Then Bill said GFYrself

 

[Soliel]

Ever read about cain and able rog?


We should re do the story.. You can be abel and ray lewis can be cain.

 

[nabwong]

BB: This year we're going 19-0 and then i'm gonna shove that Lombardi up your ass.

 

[JarOfMayo51]

lol the other coaches must hate him so much

 

[JJC]

"Roger, I am going to take this right foot, and slam it straight up into your groin, while you will just do your part and crumble to the floor in a fetal position.

And the best part is that there isn't a damn thing you can do to prevent it."

Variation on this scene?

 

[The Brandon Five]

Roger did you see the latest issue of Psychology Today? It had an awesome article regarding a research study that proved, more probable than not, that people who fanatically preach about integrity have none.

Got a link?

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

BB: "Where's your clown nose, Bozo?"

 

[WinstonSmith]

Got a link?

Here ya go...if you were joking I'll click on it twice.

The sarcasm detector

 

[The Brandon Five]

Here ya go...if you were joking I'll click on it twice.

The sarcasm detector

No, I was serious. I couldn't find it on their site.

 

[WinstonSmith]

No, I was serious. I couldn't find it on their site.

Gotcha, was pure fiction...

 

[Chevy]

RG: Come on, Bill. Dinner, on me. We can work this out.

BB: Nah. Tom Jackson asked me to go clubbing - seems like it's a better offer.

 

[chris_in_sunnyvale]

Bill: "So, are you coming to the banner raising on opening night? Our fans would love to have you there."

Regards,
Chris