One liners for the Seahawks

[signbabybrady]

OK so I know I'm getting ahead of myself but I just can't contain myself.

The Seahawks come to town in 2 weeks and I want as much ammo as I can get.

If a Seahawk fan sits next to me I want him in tears due to the one liners I toss his way.

I'll get it started. My plan is to find one of these so called twelth men point to our multiple banners and let him know you could have had multiple too but instead you passed.

Or something like this.

Q. How are the Seahawks like my neighbors?
A. They can't pick up a single yard!

 

[Froob]

Exciting game, both teams are cut from the same cloth. It was a real joy to watch key players on the Seahawks defense coming out and making plays on special team. Oh and Seahawks suck or something..?

 

[TB_Helmet]

If he says anything, just say "Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called, and they're running out of you!"

 

[oldrover]

OK so I know I'm getting ahead of myself but I just can't contain myself.

The Seahawks come to town in 2 weeks and I want as much ammo as I can get.

If a Seahawk fan sits next to me I want him in tears due to the one liners I toss his way.

I'll get it started. My plan is to find one of these so called twelth men point to our multiple banners and let him know you could have had multiple too but instead you passed.

Or something like this.

Q. How are the Seahawks like my neighbors?
A. They can't pick up a single yard!

 

[Tunescribe]

We're on to Buffalo.

 

[yukon cornelius]

will ferrell is even less funny than that one liner

 

[BobDigital]

I'll give it a try.

Q: Why do Seahawk fans like Lord of the Rings?
A: It's a series about how great 1 ring is.

In all seriousness though this could be a superbowl preview.

 

[Kontradiction]

If he says anything, just say "Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called, and they're running out of you!"

 

[Gwedd]

Marshawn called. He says he's been misquoted. The team is in "LEAST" mode.

 

[Kontradiction]

Marshawn called. He says he's been misquoted. The team is in "LEAST" mode.

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

There's got to be something in with BB replacing Pete Carroll.

On a side note, Bennett brothers will get to face off against each other.

 

[BobDigital]

If he says anything, just say "Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called, and they're running out of you!"

Well that's alright. You're their all time best seller!

 

[FourierSeries]

Well that's alright. You're their all time best seller!

 

[rexxar]

Get a replica of the SB49 ring and put it on your middle finger. Flip him off whenever he says anything to you.

 

[Dorito Dink]

No thanks, I'll pass.

 

[Galeb]

The Butler did it.

 

[RobertWeathers]

There's got to be something in with BB replacing Pete Carroll.

On a side note, Bennett brothers will get to face off against each other.

Q. Name the ****ty coach that was between Parcells and Belichick.
A. Pom-Pom or "Stinky" Pete Carroll

 

[Deus Irae]

It's not the first time Russell Wilson hasn't gone into the end zone...

 

[RecoveringCowboy]

I'll get it started. My plan is to find one of these so called twelth men point to our multiple banners and let him know you could have had multiple too but instead you passed.

You do know Home of the 12th Man is Texas A&M? Aggies copyrighted it in 1990 and the Seahawks have to pay royalty on it. Of course Johnny Football is copyrighted, but how much is that worth these days?

 

[Tony2046]