Belichick with a black eye suspects seen fleeing

[letekro]

Looks like a high ankle sprain

 

[BTTA]

Normally a month to heel for this but he'll be cleared to coach by the end of this week. The primary concern is re-blacking it, in which case he'll need most of the off-season for rehab.

 

[Ross12]

He probably slipped and fell in the bathroom practicing how to deflate 12 footballs by 0.2 PSI in 90 seconds. Someone's gotta do it now that McNally got found out. Of course, it was partly due to his balance being thrown off by the huge camera slung over his shoulder (for spying purposes), and the fact that he was simultaneously writing up paperwork to put ineligible players on IR, as well as trying to memorize the play sheets he recently stole from the ballroom of the visiting team's hotel.

 

[CopenhagenPatsfan]

Hmmmmm.......Gronk wasn't at practice today........

 

[Hoodie]

Maybe he did it trying to reset the clock in the Volvo.

 

[New England Pride]

Domestic violence. Never mind only men can be guilty of that.

 

[Dr Pain]

Rich Levine ?@rich_levine 52m52 minutes ago
Love Belichick's black eye. Next step: He starts making soap.

 

[A Defiant Goose]

Domestic violence. Never mind only men can be guilty of that.

You know, you say that likely in jest but it's a good point. What if BB were female? Billima Belidude showing up to a press conference with a black eye, I bet we'd consider domestic dispute more.

What I think probably happened is he was video taping the Chiefs practice and one of Alex Smith's errant footballs landed square on the camera which then gave BB his black eye

 

[MainePatsFan26]

You know, you say that likely in jest but it's a good point. What if BB were female? Billima Belidude showing up to a press conference with a black eye, I bet we'd consider domestic dispute more.

What I think probably happened is he was video taping the Chiefs practice and one of Alex Smith's errant footballs landed square on the camera which then gave BB his black eye

I think Brady did it after the terrible gameplan the past two games. Maybe this is an omen of better things to come from the offense? And following this conspiracy theory, do you think we'll see a UFO over the stadium on Saturday?

 

[New England Pride]

You know, you say that likely in jest but it's a good point. What if BB were female? Billima Belidude showing up to a press conference with a black eye, I bet we'd consider domestic dispute more.

What I think probably happened is he was video taping the Chiefs practice and one of Alex Smith's errant footballs landed square on the camera which then gave BB his black eye

I probably should have left it alone and not mention anything. It's a football forum.

 

[A Defiant Goose]

I probably should have left it alone and not mention anything. It's a football forum.

probably right

 

[turkeyneck]

Hmmmmm.......Gronk wasn't at practice today........

Is this a case of "You should see the other guy"? I hope he didn't tune up Gronk too badly.

 

[Joey007]

Maybe BB finally told Jake Bequette that he will be cut for good.

 

[Tuck]

Domestic violence. Never mind only men can be guilty of that.

Okay, this will end well.

 

[libra957]

Injury status: Probable.

 

[gitgronked82]

He probably slipped and fell in the bathroom practicing how to deflate 12 footballs by 0.2 PSI in 90 seconds. Someone's gotta do it now that McNally got found out. Of course, it was partly due to his balance being thrown off by the huge camera slung over his shoulder (for spying purposes), and the fact that he was simultaneously writing up paperwork to put ineligible players on IR, as well as trying to memorize the play sheets he recently stole from the ballroom of the visiting team's hotel.

i heard that he actually slipped on the warm gatorade they were preparing

 

[PatsDeb]

"I think I'll live". Gosh standard BB being a drama queen.

Yes, Big Ben is going to be miffed that he's not the one with the most obvious injuries going into this weekend's games....

 

[Danger Zone]

When your hobby is luring Jedi to the dark side things can get a little heated...

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

He probably slipped and fell in the bathroom practicing how to deflate 12 footballs by 0.2 PSI in 90 seconds. Someone's gotta do it now that McNally got found out. Of course, it was partly due to his balance being thrown off by the huge camera slung over his shoulder (for spying purposes), and the fact that he was simultaneously writing up paperwork to put ineligible players on IR, as well as trying to memorize the play sheets he recently stole from the ballroom of the visiting team's hotel.

That's a whole lotta cheat at once.

 

[Darrone]

Have any of our resident conspiracists connected this to Chandler Jones yet? I mean, he was mumbling, incoherent, walked into a police station, BB has a black eye... Cmone, use your imaginations!