Bradyisms

[1960Pats]

I came across these recently and thought it would be good to share with anyone who hasn't seen it. Feel free to add your own;

When Google can't find something, it asks Tom Brady for help.

Tom Brady once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King... and got one.

If Tom Brady mailed a letter without postage, it would still get there.

What color is Tom Brady's blood? Answer: Trick question. Tom Brady doesn’t bleed.

Brad Pitt called Tom Brady. He wanted handsome lessons.

Tom Brady does not sleep. He waits.

If Tom Brady fought a hurricane, Brady wins, unless it was named Hurricane Brady.

If Tom Brady dialed a wrong number, the person on the other end of the line would not admit it.

If Tom Brady drove the Patriots team bus he would win the Indy 500

Tom Brady is so cool, ice is jealous

Tom Brady doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information that he wants.

Tom Brady doesn’t do pushups, he pushes the earth down.

Tom Brady CAN teach an old dog new tricks.

Tom Brady puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter."

There is no global warming, Tom Brady is just that hot.

When Tom Brady feels a breeze it’s not the wind, it’s just the air getting out of his way.

 

[BobDigital]

Not bad but a lot of recycled Chuck Norris ones. Here is my try at some ones specially made for Brady.

Tom Brady doesn't throw a football. He releases it and it runs for its life
Tom Brady doesn't lose. He just gets bored of winning sometimes.
Tom Brady won't go to the hall of fame. The hall of fame will come to Tom Brady.
Tom Brady doesn't jump off cliffs into the water. He steps off cliffs and stares the earth down till it rises up to him.
The Ideal Gas Law was passed by Tom Brady. That is the only reason it works.

And I'm spent : P

 

[Mountain_Commando]

http://patsfans.com/new-england-patriots/messageboard/threads/t-f-b.1116760/

 

[Galeb]

http://patsfans.com/new-england-patriots/messageboard/threads/t-f-b.1116760/

You might be a whore, but you're a good one. +2 likes. If you ever need a new handle, consider "Big Nose Kate". Please don't take this as an insult, because it is sincerely meant as a compliment.

 

[Mountain_Commando]

You might be a whore, but you're a good one. +2 likes. If you ever need a new handle, consider "Big Nose Kate". Please don't take this as an insult, because it is sincerely meant as a compliment.

That's the best compliment I've received since the last time I went clubbing

 

[signbabybrady]

When Tom Brady and the team go to visit the White House the secret service will let Tom's security handle it.