Employee in Bathroom w. balls for 90 secs

[Danger Zone]

Holy ****. I don't have cable so am only following this story online but ************ Marisa Tomei is phoning in to talk shows to discuss? What is wrong with people?

She called in and said that she found Belichick to be incredibly believable and that she loves him.

I think she has all her priorities in the right place thank you very much...

 

[signbabybrady]

 

[Pessimistic Pete]

Every time I say to myself "No more sports media today" some other tidbit "leaks" and I get caught up in this stupid ****storm all over again, wasting hours of my life processing hypothetical conclusions to unconfirmed reports.

God damn it.

 

[Patriot Missile]

Give it up NFL,haters and media. The more you try the stupider you look. Hilarious the rest of the country can't see through this crap.

 

[I.M. Fletcher]

So, do you guys think the Pats set up Glazer with the evening's first leak?

He really looks like a tool....

I think the league was embarrassed by how badly Belichick put this thing in to flames, so they tried to flip the conversation. They just didnt take in to account that Kraft would also turn on Goodell and leak the information from a video that they themselves have.

This right here, this moment, this is the end of Goodell.

 

[Danger Zone]

What if the poor guy just had to drop a deuce?

 

[shmessy]

I want the time back that I have wasted on this f'ing topic. How about it: we file a class action lawsuit against the NFL for time we wasted worrying about this crap.

Best 192 hours of my life.

Not.

 

[Hoodie]

Give it up NFL,haters and media. The more you try the stupider you look. Hilarious the rest of the country can't see through this crap.

But they can't or they won't see through it. Damage done but at least The Pats finally got mad and said we're not gonna take it anymore. (sorry for the earworm)

 

[eom]

What if the poor guy just had to drop a deuce?

yeah, I had to steal this one

defegate

 

[hwc]

Just to reflect on how misleading Glazer's report was:

JayGlazer
@JayGlazer

Breaking news: sources tell @FOXSports the NFL has zeroed in on a locker room attendant w Patriots who allegedly took balls from officials locker room to another area on way to field. Sources say they have interviewed him and additionally have video. Still gauging if any wrong doing occurred with him but he is strong person of interest

 

[JDot]

What if the poor guy just had to drop a deuce?

In 90 seconds?

 

[supafly]

I mean, is it an actual kid who is a teenager, or a grown man?

Some of the ball boys that I've seen look as though they're no more than about 15 yrs old.

 

[Wax Frog]

Respect the clock? No no no! ...

 

[shmessy]

So to recap:

- the employee took two bags of footballs from the officials' locker room after they had been inspected and approved

- the employee then took the two bags into a small, one toilet/one sink bathroom for about 90 seconds

- the employee then headed to the field

Why is this investigation taking several weeks again?

Teddy Wells bills by the hour.

 

[Fansince77]

What if the poor guy just had to drop a deuce?

Ahhh I get it funny guy..I see what you did there...Deuce/ 2 Psi....I have my eyes on you bro.

 

[supafly]

Breaking news: sources tell @FOXSports the NFL has zeroed in on a locker room attendant w Patriots who allegedly took balls from officials locker room to another area on way to field.

Right--a ball boy or some kind of attendant took the balls into the bathroom (so called area on way to field)

Sources say they have interviewed him and additionally have video.

Right on both the fact that he's been interviewed and the fact that they currently have video

Still gauging if any wrong doing occurred with him

Of course

but he is strong person of interest

Right--likely the main person of interest

 

[Baboon]

My ribs are going to kill tomorrow from all the laughing I did at posts in this thread.

 

[Fansince77]

I mean, is it an actual kid who is a teenager, or a grown man?

Some of the ball boys that I've seen look as though they're no more than about 15 yrs old.

15 year old with Video game dexterity, almost Matrix like.

 

[reneluar]

The ball boy is Dan Shaughnessy?

 

[mikey m]

You damn homers won't give it up and admit it will you?

Obviously this employee took the balls to the bathroom where the patriots had stashed 11 more ball boys with 11 needles and deflated each of the balls. Probably pissed on the colts balls too, dirty cheaters.