Content Post The 2014 Edition : Jets continue to suck (what else is new)

[Joker]

OK...I have it!!!! I HAVE Idzik's entire speech scheduled for tomorrow....just read on....

"ahem....uh....I farted...thank you everyone for coming"

 

[rochrist]

Over on JI, they're agitating for Winston in the draft. Personally, I can't wait for that. If ever there was a ready made idiot perfect for that asylum, it's Jameis Winston. MetLife Stadium. Where quarterbacks go to die.

 

[Joker]

"Return Of The Dummy"...

 

[slam]

http://www.nfl.com/now/share?id=78ade77b-b9f1-4de5-b97f-f8b241425063

Even Albert Einstein can't figure out the plan for the Jets in this "trick" play.

They spent valuable practice time with a brand new player on this play. *shakes head*

 

[Joker]

The "lay down and hide in the end zone" strategy...Rex IS a genius!

 

[IcyPatriot]

No help from the heavens Rex ... even the football gods are laughing.

 

[IcyPatriot]

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/jets/geno-smith-jets-hit-new-qb-benched-early-michael-vick-43-23-blowout-loss-bills-article-1.1987894

 

[IcyPatriot]

1. 
   

   The Jets are the first team to have two quarterbacks with three turnovers apiece in the same game since the 1991 Cardinals, according to Elias Sports.

   The Jets became one of just seven teams to accomplish that feat in NFL history, according to ESPN.

 

[ATippett56]

http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/threads/268840-Plan-by-the-Cookie-Monsta-simple-plan-to-get-a-12-4-team-next-year?p=5374958&viewfull=1#post5374958

You truly are a moron. Hopefully a big category 5 wind blows you away before any further dumbness emanates from your keyboard

Down here they say rattlesnakes don't commit suicide.

 

[Deus Irae]

http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/t...am-next-year?p=5374958&viewfull=1#post5374958



Down here they say rattlesnakes don't commit suicide.

SG3 is another JI poster who is probably truly in need of psychiatric help.

 

[Deus Irae]

Cromartie and Revis both wanted to return to the Jets. Had Idzik just not been an idiot, that team would probably have the #1 defense in the NFL right now, and still be squarely in the middle of the playoff hunt.

The Lord has truly blessed this world 40+ years of incompetence in Jetsland.

 

[ewg_gestalt]

Apparently, the Antichrist will be a Jets QB:

Sorry you had a bad experience today. Unfortunately the Jets are going through one of those phases that all teams eventually go through. One day, when God feels that all Jets fans have suffered enough, he’ll send us a QB.

Bills 43, Jets 23: A New Low — Gang Green Nation

 

[Deus Irae]

One Jets fan has finally figured it out:

Winning 3 of last 4 games last year has led to this disaster.
That led to 1) Anointing Geno the starter without a true competition 2) Rex keeping all his position coaches 3) Idzik thinking Dee Milliner is a #1 CB 4) A huge drop in draft order for a team with 12 picks 5) A false sense of confidence in this "improving team. Now after having an overall atrocious season will Idzik again be able to sell the false narrative that they are improving if they win a couple games against subpar teams towards the end of the season?

http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/threads/268843-Winning-3-of-last-4-games-last-year-has-led-to-this-disaster?s=4d125d0e5996391ee5a64fab492ca702&p=5374978&viewfull=1#post5374978

Here's to the Jets going on a bit of a winning streak sometime soon, as long as it doesn't include a win against the Patriots!

 

[DarrylS]

Is it Idzik or Ryan?? really do not care as long as they keep up the circus like atmosphere...

Geno Smith 2 for 8, 5 yards, 3 int... no need to do the math here, this has to be a negative qb rating...

Michael Vick.. 18 for 36, 153 yards, 1 int...

For a QB rating for the Jets of 17.....



http://nypost.com/2014/10/26/jets-report-card-inept-embarrassing-atrocious/

Offense
Inept. Embarrassing. Atrocious. Choose your adjective. This unit was all of them. Geno Smith and Michael Vick combined for six turnovers. Smith (2-for-8, 5 yards, 3 INT, 0.0 QB rating) could not get out of his own way. Vick (18-of-36, 153 yards, 1 INT, 8 rushes, 69 yards, 2 lost fumbles) managed to move the offense on his first drive, but kept putting the ball on the ground (4 total fumbles). The offensive line gave up four sacks in the game. Outside of Vick, the Jets could not run. It was an all-around awful effort.

 

[ausbacker]

I love this thread so much.

 

[BTTA]

Emotionally, I want the Jets to continue to be humiliated in every minute of every remaining game.

Thinking strategically, I want them to win all of the rest of their games, through absurd miracles and opponents' mistakes, except @ Minnesota. That puts them at 8-8, and gives KC, Pitt, and Buffalo another loss, and Miami two more losses. It also keeps the Jets in the middle of the draft order, and might keep Rex and one of the QB's around for another year.

 

[BradyMoss812]

Over on JI, they're agitating for Winston in the draft. Personally, I can't wait for that. If ever there was a readymade idiot perfect for that asylum, it's Jameis Winston. MetLife Stadium. Where quarterbacks go to die.

This is so true. While Winston is a talented QB, he has done some stupid stuff at Florida State. When he's drafted, he needs to go to a team that isn't a trainwreck/circus. That ain't the Jets!!

 

[DarrylS]

The New York Jets are changing their name to the "New York Masochists"...

They are switching their colors from Puke Green to "Shades of Grey."

They will have a "flog" as their new logo....

 

[fnordcircle]

Stolen from kalli @SA.

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

Decker said they aren't a bad football team...they just do stupid stuff.

Bad teams do stupid stuff. What a fool.