Miami's Pouncey served summons after Patriots Game.

[Froob]

Hernandez was a very busy young man..

1. Running guns
2. Dealing drugs
3. Drive by shootings
4. Shooting his friends in the face
5. Doing angel dust
6. Strip clubs and hiding guns under cars
7. Night clubs but he can’t wear skinny jeans cause his nines won’t fit.
8. Telling police – have no fear Hernandez is here
9. Cheating on his girl
10. Getting tattoos
11. Renting cars
12. Working out
13. Playing football
14. Being a father

Really quite impressive actually, this guy did all this and still managed to learn the playbook. What the hell was Ocho doing?

 

[Brady6]

Re: Re: Miami's Pouncey served summons after Patriots Game.

Really quite impressive actually, this guy did all this and still managed to learn the playbook. What the hell was Ocho doing?

Besting up his fiance.

 

[Efstratios]

See that changes things a bit...

1. Threatening Patsfans MOD’s
2. Running guns
3. Dealing drugs
4. Drive by shootings
5. Shooting his friends in the face
6. Doing angel dust
7. Strip clubs and hiding guns under cars
8. Night clubs but he can’t wear skinny jeans cause his nines won’t fit.
9. Telling police – have no fear Hernandez is here
10. Cheating on his girl
11. Getting tattoos
12. Renting cars
13. Working out
14. Playing football
15. Being a father

Lest we not forget the allegation of the vaunted Borges that claimed that the Fallen One did so much weed, that he would smoke 3 joints a car-ride

 

[Brady6]

Re: Re: Miami's Pouncey served summons after Patriots Game.

Lest we not forget the allegation of the vaunted Borges that claimed that the Fallen One did so much weed, that he would smoke 3 joints a car-ride

That was multitasking while doing the other 15 things on the list.

 

[Brady6]

If I'm Hernandez you have to consider pleading out at this point, they're probably just waiting to indict his daughter until next month when she turns one so they can trial her as an adult.

 

[Patsfanin Philly]

Every day that goes by I think that the ESPN show, Playmakers that the NFL got them to kill was simply ahead of their time...

Playmakers - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Read the episodes synopses and you'll find them true to life from 2003 to today....

 

[PATSNUTme]

I thought it was Hernandez who threatened the mods.

It was FredfromBristol.

 

[fnordcircle]

It was FredfromBristol.

Your sig has made me question how I have urinated. I've never urinated up - is that the way I should be doing it?

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Your sig has made me question how I have urinated. I've never urinated up - is that the way I should be doing it?

Yes up and into the wind. Try it!

 

[supafly]

Your sig has made me question how I have urinated. I've never urinated up - is that the way I should be doing it?

Urinating at an upwards angle like that isn't the most efficient method, but it's a sure way to piss the wife off during bathroom cleanup if you're bored and looking for a way to entertain yourself.

 

[supafly]

Lest we not forget the allegation of the vaunted Borges that claimed that the Fallen One did so much weed, that he would smoke 3 joints a car-ride

3 joints in a ride from Foxborough to N.Attleboro would be impressive indeed, and I'm not even from the area. From what I understand it's maybe a 20 min car ride at best.

I'm quite familiar with extra curricular habits such as weed smoking (not for many years however) and in my best days I could not match this feat.

 

[DarrylS]

Lest we not forget the allegation of the vaunted Borges that claimed that the Fallen One did so much weed, that he would smoke 3 joints a car-ride

That was one of the facts that were "fact checked" by SI from the Borges article...

Not sure how you fact check hearsay though, with more hearsay???

 

[fnordcircle]

Dude chugs a six pack in the car, nobody bats an eye.

Dude supposedly smokes a bunch of weed he must be Pablo Escobar.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Dude chugs a six pack in the car, nobody bats an eye.

Dude supposedly smokes a bunch of weed he must be Pablo Escobar.

West coast hippie prevert!

 

[Brady6]

Re: Re: Miami's Pouncey served summons after Patriots Game.

3 joints in a ride from Foxborough to N.Attleboro would be impressive indeed, and I'm not even from the area. From what I understand it's maybe a 20 min car ride at best.

I'm quite familiar with extra curricular habits such as weed smoking (not for many years however) and in my best days I could not match this feat.

Not mention why wouldn't he just roll one big blunt, that's time management 101.

 

[BradyFTW!]

Your sig has made me question how I have urinated. I've never urinated up - is that the way I should be doing it?

When you're outside, absolutely. Let it fly.

 

[Gronk]

Not mention why wouldn't he just roll one big blunt, that's time management 101.

That sounds like a college-level course, and we know he never actually had to attend those.

 

[Huckleberry1]

I can't believe Hernandez would be stupid enough to risk his contract by smoking pot on the way home from Foxborough.