Can you guess the Patriots next move?

[Pewsterbaby]

What will the Patriots next move be?

At this point, they'll prolly opt for the move that's enacted when all marquee free agents have already been signed by rival teams.
That move would be ye ol' standby, Plan 9.
Ahh yes, Plan 9.
Plan 9 deals with the resurrection of the dead. Long distance electrodes shot into the pineal pituitary glands of recent dead.

When ya miss the bus due to being hell bent on value, when almost all hope seems lost, there's only one thing left to do.
When it looks like it's gonna be 2006 all over again, break glass and send Plan 9 into action.

God help us in the future.

 

[Joker]

Plan 9???? OMG!!! NO! Not THAT!!!

 

[mgteich]

it is time to sign Lloyd and Heyward-Bey.

 

[Kontradiction]

Plan 9???? OMG!!! NO! Not THAT!!!

I would rather see Eagle 1, Fox 3.

 

[Kontradiction]

it is time to sign Lloyd and Heyward-Bey.

It would be hilarious to watch those who crucified Welker spazz out if the Pats bring in Heyward-Bey. This is what would happen before and after pass after pass reverberates off his stone hands...

April: OMG! His speed! This is just what this team needs on offense! Pencil us in the Super Bowl now.

September: Can't we just get rid of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" already!?

 

[Joker]

If these WR's turn out to be stone masons, I have another vintage movie to describe the resultant fan discord.....

 

[Pewsterbaby]

If these WR's turn out to be stone masons, I have another vintage movie to describe the resultant fan discord.....

Bill Belichick, caught in the wheels of progress. Destination?

Yucca Flats.

And for myself? Upon my demise, all I ask is that you send me to Zarpa Mesa where I can eternally spider dance with Tarantella, forever lost in a tranquilized state of flamenco guitar repetition.

 

[Big Bucks]

First thing they will be doing is kicking them tyres of Tommy Kelly.