Content Post The 2012 season: the Jets [Mod Edit: STILL] suck

[Patriot Missile]

I haven't chimed in on this thread yet but someone fill me in on the discussion here... There's no way there's really 352 pages of "The Jets suck" talk, is there?

This is one thread where most Pats fans agree. Harmonious bliss.

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

I haven't chimed in on this thread yet but someone fill me in on the discussion here... There's no way there's really 352 pages of "The Jets suck" talk, is there?

there should be more pages...

 

[chasa]

Apparently the jets "are definitely going to make the playoffs"

Gotta admire their spirit.

 

[ewg_gestalt]

there should be more pages...

If the number of pages in this thread were actually proportional to the Jets' suckitude, this thread would take up 99.9999% of the traffic on the Internet.

But I went back and checked—there were only about 240 pages in the 2011 thread. So assuming that they remain at just the current level of FAIL, this year the Jets are sucking roughly three times as much (or as hard, or as fast) as they were in 2011. :rocker:

 

[PATSYLICIOUS]

After having to defend the likes of Rex Ryan and Antonio Cromartie I needed an some QT with this thread to recuperate.

 

[PATSYLICIOUS]

Ahhhh that feels better

 

[Pujo]

Who are all the really active Pats fans on JI? Are any of them posters here?

 

[ExiledBostonPat]

Apparently the jets "are definitely going to make the playoffs"

Gotta admire their spirit.

Did they say which playoffs

 

[chasa]

Did they say which playoffs

number 1 draft pick playoffs

 

[PatsFanInVa]

This is all fun and games until you realize the mass of suckitude we're talking about, and where it all ends.

At the end of the lifetime suckitude of some teams, such as the Raiders, the team explodes, and a dim little cinder of the team remains. The outer layers are blown off, and form new nuggets of suck on other teams.

Some teams go through a similar process, and their fans become denser and denser, until they cannot become any denser. This "neutron suckitude" is far denser than any suckitude found in other fan bases. A teaspoon of San Diego suck, for example, is equal to the suckitude of an entire Redskins bar.

But the massive suckitude of Jets fans has fallen in upon itself beyond these normal (if extreme) forms of suckitude. They have become a black hole of suck, almost certainly a super-massive black hole. They suck so hard not even light can escape.

This is already having disastrous consequences, most recently causing a tidal surge blamed on a passing storm.

We can expect more and more tragic events related to this concentrated singularity of suckitude. It has already consumed the entire national sports media and the league commissioner, and of course, has bent the very fabric of space-time to the point that many Jets fans believe it to be 1970 over and over and over again.

 

[ATippett56]

It's not his fault ......

Jets Insider.com Forums - View Single Post - Question for SAR

 

[Salva135]

It's not his fault ......

Jets Insider.com Forums - View Single Post - Question for SAR

That whole thread is fantastic reading. This poster SAR really takes over their forum with this bombastic posting. There are some Jets fans who will go to their graves believing Sanchez is a truly great QB.

Unfortunately, the Pats had quite a bit to do with that. The same with a certain other NY QB. Seriously, the Pats singlehandedly made both of their ******* careers.

 

[ATippett56]

Jets homerism at its finest .....

Jets Insider.com Forums - View Single Post - Namath Rips Woody

 

[ctpatsfan77]

But the massive suckitude of Jets fans has fallen in upon itself beyond these normal (if extreme) forms of suckitude. They have become a black hole of suck, almost certainly a super-massive black hole. They suck so hard not even light can escape.

Fortunately, BB has discovered a wormhole that saves talented players like Danny Woodhead.

 

[ExiledBostonPat]

There are always the rare exeptions that are not permanently affected by the green virus of S-U-C-K.

 

[NinjaZX6R]

Great pass there Sanchez.

Late and across the hash mark and a lob pass.

 

[ExiledBostonPat]

Intersanchez is a lost cause, he cannot possible be cured of the S-U-C-K

 

[reflexblue]

Great pass there Sanchez.

Late and across the hash mark and a lob pass.

Sancheeze must give good toe to still be the starting QB

 

[ExiledBostonPat]

Sancheeze must give good toe to still be the starting QB

*MUST* *GET* *MENTAL PICTURE* *OUT OF MY MIND* .... AARGH!!!!

 

[ExiledBostonPat]