NY Post claims Wes Welker Threatened With Arrest in Colorado

[PatsDeb]

I'm talkin' about a place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin' about a little place called Aspen.

Photos released of the incident:

Wes and friend riding into town


At the wine and cheese party


Where the problem started


Near brawl outside

LOL. Your attempt at elegance is foiled by the fact that it's the swans of Capistrano, not the salmon!

 

[Peachhead]

"Wes Tackled By Aspen Cops" is the headline in the NY Post.

Watch for the NY Jets to announce that Rex Ryan has hired Aspen Police Chief Richard Pryor as Defensive Coordinator and invited the Aspen PD to training camp to see if he can find some combination of Jets and cops to stop the Patriots.

Richard Pryor?!

That copper's crazy!

 

[PatsDeb]

Richard Pryor?!

That copper's crazy!

We bad, we bad....

 

[Deus Irae]

LOL. Your attempt at elegance is foiled by the fact that it's the swans of Capistrano, not the salmon!

Lloyd: What the hell are we doing here, Harry? We gotta get out of this town!
Harry: Oh yeah, and go where? Where are we gonna go?
Lloyd: I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.
Harry: Oh, I don't know, Lloyd. The French are *******.

Dumb & Dumber (1994) - Memorable quotes

 

[PatsDeb]

Dumb & Dumber (1994) - Memorable quotes

LOLing some more, since I never saw the movie! In addition, I realized on my lunch break that it's the swallows of San Juan Capistrano, not the swans, so I guess I am "Dumbest."

 

[PATSYLICIOUS]

Thanks guys. Looks like game 4 of the NBA finals will take a backseat to re-watching Dumb and Dumber tonight for the P-cizzle

 

[Avenger]

I'd let Wes crash my party, maybe they are still butt hurt over the playoff beat down?

 

[PatsFanSince74]

New England Patriot Wes Welker gets in fights with security at Aspen Food & Wine Festival - NYPOST.com

of course, the NY Ragpaper has the dirt first...

nothing yet in the Herald or Globe or Projo...just unbelievable how scopelocked the NY media is on everything Patriot...

Nah. They're just locked onto anything that sells newspapers. They'd frame their own mothers if they could to sell a paper.

 

[Tunescribe]

Either way, it sounds like Wes really dropped the ball at the party.

Go play in traffic you dweeb.

 

[Koma]

Either way, it sounds like Wes really dropped the ball at the party.

Is there a joke hidden in there? :idontgetit:

 

[Alternator]

There really should be some minimal intelligence membership requirement here...

Maybe new members could be confined to the PS for their first dozen or so posts...

>=(

Fans of other teams who masquerade as Patriots fans, and then begin to troll, do not reflect on genuine Patriots fans.

 

[Deus Irae]

During this very brief contact officers did not acquire the names of individuals involved, no individuals' names were run through our system, and no subsequent action was taken. They observed a situation while on foot patrol that had potential to escalate if not dealt with. The parties involved in this interaction were cooperative and the situation was deescalated quickly, hence the lecture and release versus more serious disciplinary measures.

Welker update - Extra Points - Boston.com

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

He wasn't arrested....threatened...who cares

 

[aurakilla]

he just cant catch a break.......:bricks:

 

[RayClay]

I was referring to this:

Wes Welker's "drop" in SLOW MOTION - YouTube

WARNING! Watch at your own risk. Big Vince is like, "you *******!"

Drops happen.

You'll know what it feels like to be dropped soon, I'm guessing.

 

[PatsFanSince74]

Sounds to me like "something" happened, but that everybody involved took a deep breath and stepped back before something "bad" happened.

Nothing to see here folks. Move on.

 

[PatsFanSince74]

LOL. Your attempt at elegance is foiled by the fact that it's the swans of Capistrano, not the salmon!

I thought the poster was being cleverly facetious.

 

[Joker]

our attempt at elegance is foiled by the fact that it's the swans of Capistrano, not the salmon!

9 million heartbroken swallows just plummeted to earth in a mass suicide....

 

[Blizzzard]

Kind of like the guy who titled this thread.

Let's be honest, we are all obsessed with our rivals to some degree.

The difference here being that they are obsessed with us in an unhealthy, jealous of our success way. Constantly jumping over every patriots move or non- move, looking for a chink in the armor of their " Mighty and Unholy Oppressor".

While we revel in their dysfunction, failure and general buffoonery.

I'll take our obsession any day, and twice on Sunday

 

[PatsDeb]

our attempt at elegance is foiled by the fact that it's the swans of Capistrano, not the salmon!

9 million heartbroken swallows just plummeted to earth in a mass suicide....

To my credit (and believe me, I know I am the only one giving myself credit) I did correct this shortly after I posted. I still find it rather humorous that my faux pas occurred during a discussion of Dumb and Dumber.