The 2012 season: the Jets [Mod Edit: STILL] suck

[Arrington Planet]

The only possitive thing that has happened in that locker room was when it was destroyed by a truck in that Pepsi spot.

I hope Tebow signs with them. The explosion would be so big, the ****storm afterwards was gonna rain even here, at the other side of the Atlantic.

 

[VinnyPatrollie]

child please is literally sg3 with a different user name. You would think it was sg3 when he posts. Same cheaters drivel every single time the Pats are mentioned, and just as much a miserable person.

lmao..you are so right. I swear sometimes that they are one and the same. There's also a new guy, jetssjumets, who can't enter any Pats discussion without proclaiming Spygate as the worst cheating episode in all of sport. Oh, and no other team ever cheated, ever. He pretends to be lawyer which is only more pathetic.

 

[Rob0729]

I cant decide the bigger idiot. It's a toss up between Ray Ray and sg3. Although child please is a sg3 clone.

RayRay by a mile. He is the Bagdad Bob of Jets Insider. If the Jets have a crappy game, he will start a thread with a long rambling post on how he was impressed by the team in the loss and it is part of Rex's master plan.

I'm sure if the Jets trade for Tebow, he will spin it to be an awesome opportunity for Tebow and the Jets. Tebow will get to learn how to become a passer from one of the best QBs in the league (Sanchez) and the Jets can turn around and trade him away in a year or two for a first rounder while he is the best Wild Cat Qb in the league in the meantime.

 

[Rob0729]

I love that the Jets are thinking of bringing in Tebow. Worst move they can do. They need a QB to push Sanchez, but Tebow isn't that guy and by week 3 the "Put in Tebow" cries are already going to start coming. This could destroy Sanchez and force the Jets to start Tebow and unless they drastically improve their defense they don't have the team that can keep games in single digits to allow Tebow to win in the end.

 

[Fixit]

"How are we going to stop the Patriots offense?"

How are we going to stop the Patriots offense? - TheGangGreen.com Message Board

Hilarious. Better than sex with a supermodel . . . ok, maybe not but still funny.

I like the couple of posts talking about 6'0"/220lb Landry putting 6'6"/265lb Gronk on his ass.

That's cute.

 

[Big-T]

I like the couple of posts talking about 6'0"/220lb Landry putting 6'6"/265lb Gronk on his ass.

That's cute.

Someone suggesting they leave it to Welker to beat them too :bricks:

 

[Fixit]

Someone suggesting they leave it to Welker to beat them too :bricks:

Yeah, that never turns out badly for the defense.

 

[Tunescribe]

From PFT today ... priceless stuff:

Cromartie wanted no part of Tebow in November, or now | ProFootballTalk

Cromartie wanted no part of Tebow in November, or now
Posted by Mike Florio on March 20, 2012, 11:40 PM EDT

On a Thursday night in November, quarterback Tim Tebow engineered an Elwayesque late-game drive against the supposedly vaunted Jets defense, punctuating the come-from-behind win with a bull rush toward the end zone.

Playing the role of willing matador was cornerback Antonio Cromartie.

It wasn’t a full-blown Shonn Greene red-cape routine. Instead, Cromartie made no effort to get away from Broncos receiver Eric Decker. In fact, it looked like Cromartie held onto Decker in order to ensure Cromartie would be able to avoid throwing his body in front of the runaway “T” train.

And so it’s fitting, we suppose, that if Cromartie wanted no part of Tebow then, Cromartie also wants no part of Tebow now.

The Jets reportedly are interested in Tebow. Cromartie isn’t.

“We don’t need Tebow,” Cromartie wrote on Twitter. ”We sell out every home game let him go to Jacksonville Tampa or Miami. Our wildcat offense can b ran by J. Kerley or Joe McKnight we straight.”

While G.M. Mike Tannenbaum and coach Rex Ryan surely appreciate Cromartie’s personnel advice, it’s not Cromartie’s call. But if other players feel the same way, adding Tebow to an already dysfunctional locker room will serve only to make things even more fun in 2012.

Or, for Jets fans, completely depressing.

 

[derF]

Law suit pending against Jets:

Ringling Brothers, Barnum and Bailey have filed a suit against the NFL claimimng that recent moves by the Jets are in clear violation of a long standing non compete agreement between the NFL and the famous traveling circus organization.

Mr. Ringling stated "When we allowed the NFL to use the phrase "Greatest Show on Turf", we had an ironclade agreement that they would not directly compete with us in the circus business. We were upset last year with the clowns that the Jets employed in their locker room and even more offended by their coach wearing a ringmaster uniform on the sidelines. But this Tebow sideshow is the last straw.

We also have intercepted their plans for having their players emerge onto the field from a single volkswagon, having several of their cheerleaders grow beards, and pertition the league to have the Lions and Bears as annual opponents. Enough is enough!"

 

[Rob0729]

From PFT today ... priceless stuff:

Cromartie wanted no part of Tebow in November, or now | ProFootballTalk

Cromartie wanted no part of Tebow in November, or now
Posted by Mike Florio on March 20, 2012, 11:40 PM EDT

On a Thursday night in November, quarterback Tim Tebow engineered an Elwayesque late-game drive against the supposedly vaunted Jets defense, punctuating the come-from-behind win with a bull rush toward the end zone.

Playing the role of willing matador was cornerback Antonio Cromartie.

It wasn’t a full-blown Shonn Greene red-cape routine. Instead, Cromartie made no effort to get away from Broncos receiver Eric Decker. In fact, it looked like Cromartie held onto Decker in order to ensure Cromartie would be able to avoid throwing his body in front of the runaway “T” train.

And so it’s fitting, we suppose, that if Cromartie wanted no part of Tebow then, Cromartie also wants no part of Tebow now.

The Jets reportedly are interested in Tebow. Cromartie isn’t.

“We don’t need Tebow,” Cromartie wrote on Twitter. ”We sell out every home game let him go to Jacksonville Tampa or Miami. Our wildcat offense can b ran by J. Kerley or Joe McKnight we straight.”

While G.M. Mike Tannenbaum and coach Rex Ryan surely appreciate Cromartie’s personnel advice, it’s not Cromartie’s call. But if other players feel the same way, adding Tebow to an already dysfunctional locker room will serve only to make things even more fun in 2012.

Or, for Jets fans, completely depressing.

Mike Greenberg has the best line about Cromartie on Twitter:

Is someone counseling Antonio Cromartie that his public analysis of the #jets every move is a good idea? Because, I would beg to differ.

https://twitter.com/#!/Espngreeny/status/182490315071045632

 

[SONS_OF_BELICHICK]

THE GANG GREEN IMPLOSION IS STARTING :rocker::rocker::rocker:

 

[Banjo]

This is proof that God has a sense of humor!

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

This is proof that God has a sense of humor!

and a devilish one at that!

 

[Tunescribe]

This is proof that the morality vacuum in Jersey has been as extreme as we thought. It got so bad that karma applied the ultimate antidote in the pious, virginal, born-again Tebow. I do feel sorry for Tebow, but at least he has/will have millions of $$$ for all the trouble.

 

[fourhour]

The 2012 Jets Suckage is just getting better. ennis

 

[ewg_gestalt]

Let me see if I got this right.

The Jets are trying to back out of the Tebow deal because they forgot to read his contract and missed the clause where they owe the Broncos $5 million?

Where did these guys find their lawyers? From the firm of Dewey, Cheatham and Howe?

At this point, it's just inviting people to write all sorts of clever Jets-specific "Easter Eggs" into their contract. I know if I were BB, I'd make sure every Patriot had some such clause inserted into their deal. ("If traded to the Jets, Rex Ryan will be launched into orbit around the International Space Station.")

 

[ATippett56]

Hilarious!

Jets Insider.com Forums - View Single Post - First for me: Francesa laughing at Jets and I agree with him

 

[ctpatsfan77]

Yeah, that never turns out badly for the defense.

 

[Tunescribe]

More Tebow fallout: Part of a Joe Namath radio interview was just played on NFLN, and it was hilarious. "I'm baffled. I don't think they know what they're doing over there and I'm talking about the people who make the decisions. I don't agree with this one bit."

 

[IcyPatriot]

Saints' suspensions prove Patriots get preferential treatment - Jets Insider.com Forums