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Chiefs v. Colts: who wins?

  • Chiefs, despite Herm

    Votes: 24 63.2%
  • Colts, despite their run D

    Votes: 14 36.8%

  • Total voters
    38
  • Poll closed .
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well which NFL analyst on this list most resembles a horse... cast your votes, this should be interesting.
 
well which NFL analyst on this list most resembles a horse... cast your votes, this should be interesting.
Which end of the horse are you referring to?
 
I don't know which annoucer most looks like a horse but it clear to me that the Player who most looks like a horse is TO.

He definitely reminds me of most Democrats as he is a perfect JACKASS who would sell his own mother or country or team, for a little personal attention and notoriety.
 
John Clayton reminds me of one of those shrunken heads in the Amazon or something. . .
 
If you had said a horse's *****, I would have answered Tony Kornheiser.
 
John Elway always looked like a horse. With those chompers he could've eaten an apple through a picket fence.
 
What about Cris Collingsworth? he gets my vote.. Troy Aikman is right behind him..
 
Shannon Sharpe - that answer came immediately to mind before I even opened the poll!
 
Are you on drugs Keegs? This is the best you could do?

Rich
 
Keegs smells like a horse
 
John Clayton reminds me of one of those shrunken heads in the Amazon or something. . .
Hmm, I always thought he had a disturbing wide head, almost like a small little turd with a huge brain for a head...sort of like on Cartoons.

Anyways, Sharpe for me.
 
What about Cris Collingsworth? he gets my vote.. Troy Aikman is right behind him..

I hate Collinsworth with a passion.

And the Aikman/Buck announcing team makes me want to stick ice picks in my ears. I keep saying that Aikman is still one concussion away from Tim McCarver.
 
I hate Collinsworth with a passion.

I keep saying that Aikman is still one concussion away from Tim McCarver.

Collinsworth is a schmuck. he acts like he is better than everyone.

And I don't like the Carver guy either. He scared the crap out of me on Nip/Tuck.
 
Voted for Chiefs. My only hesitation was over Herm the inept. The key to a Chiefs victory is possession and running down the game clock. On 2nd thought maybe Herm might be THE BEST COACH EVER in this regard. Remember how he'd always mis-manage the clock, cluelessly pissing away time? Now this talent can be used productively!
 
Cheifs are in the lead right now.

Is that football logic?

Is that football logic/wishfull thinking?

Is that Wishfull thinking?

I think ... because we are a good board it's #2 ... it's what I voted also.
 
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