Albert passed TEST!!!

[borg]

I would die doing that!

Isn't it obvious, Haynesworth's agent trespassed onto the field last night, rechaulked the 40 yd track, inserted weakened batteries into the stopwatches, filled all jelly donuts with a caffeine/viagra/jelly blend, and had Hooters girls standing next to a Bank of America sign at the finish line. How did Reiss miss all this?

 

[jetophile]

Kris Jenkins passed. He fell down without anyone breathing on him during the Jets opener. That's our luck. How do you put something in a guy's contract to stop fu kking eating?

 

[patfanken]

Boy I'll bet Felger and Borges are PISSED!!!!!!

 

[Calciumee]

Isn't it obvious, Haynesworth's agent trespassed onto the field last night, rechaulked the 40 yd track, inserted weakened batteries into the stopwatches, filled all jelly donuts with a caffeine/viagra/jelly blend, and had Hooters girls standing next to a Bank of America sign at the finish line. How did Reiss miss all this?

Hmmm... why?

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Hmmm... why?

Again, speaking as a scientist, God gave man a brain and a penis but only enough blood to run one at a time

 

[jetophile]

^Meaning the Jets did, just in case anyone misreads. Kinda reminds me of the D'Brickashaw Ferguson work out clause. I would love to get paid $750K to show up to do what I'm paid to do. Maybe one day I'll get paid that much for pushing a pencil.

 

[Patjew]

Kris Jenkins passed. He fell down without anyone breathing on him during the Jets opener. That's our luck. How do you put something in a guy's contract to stop fu kking eating?

I think some contracts do have max. weight clauses.

 

[Tunescribe]

How do you put something in a guy's contract to stop fu kking eating?

In New Jersey you can't. It would be the ultimate hypocrisy.

 

[randomk1]

In New Jersey you can't. It would be the ultimate hypocrisy.

tunescribe says: Jul 31, 2011 10:10 AM

Sources tell me that Haynesworth is in amazing shape and graded highest of all defensive linemen on Belichick’s stringent conditioning test. It comprises three sets of 10 40-yard dashes, with 30-second rest between each dash and three-minute rest between each set. Each dash had to be completed in under 7 seconds. Pretty damn impressive.

How reliable are those sources? The fact that he passed the conditioning test is a good sign but i have a hard time believing a guy that has a ****ty work ethic would show up in "amazing shape" and actually rate highest among NE's Dlinemen.

 

[jetophile]

I think some contracts do have max. weight clauses.

I know'; and I was thrilled with that fat slob, but stop eating?

 

[Joker]

in other breaking news...Plaxico Badass showed up at Jets camp and immediately became very attached to Sanphonyho Holmes......at the wrists and ankles...

 

[patsfan13]

I was surprised in the pic on ESPN he looked to be not fat Albert, he LOOKS to be in very good shape.


HE won't get comeback player of the year, or win any awards we will just have to settle for him to combine with VW to be them most dominating inside presence in the league.

This defense is gonna rock this year.

 

[strngplyr]

I was surprised in the pic on ESPN he looked to be not fat Albert, he LOOKS to be in very good shape.


HE won't get comeback player of the year, or win any awards we will just have to settle for him to combine with VW to be them most dominating inside presence in the league.

This defense is gonna rock this year.

This. He looked really damn good for a man of his size with the nickname "fat albert". I hope a dose of winning is really all he's been looking for.

 

[randomk1]

I was surprised in the pic on ESPN he looked to be not fat Albert, he LOOKS to be in very good shape.


HE won't get comeback player of the year, or win any awards we will just have to settle for him to combine with VW to be them most dominating inside presence in the league.

This defense is gonna rock this year.

Had to find those photos because of this post and i gotta agree...he appears to be in good shape...gotta wait and see if he is in any sort of football shape though.

 

[Pats Fanatic]

I feel your pain! But I have faith...that AH will bleep up

Do you have that positive attitude all the time. The Patriots are your team right, why would you, as I looks to me, hope that he will **** up.

 

[TheBaronPatriot]

I feel your pain! But I have faith...that AH will bleep up

Let me guess... Big Red Sox fan right?
You have faith so that when and if he bleeps up you can puff your chest and say you knew it all along?

 

[Pats Fanatic]

I was surprised in the pic on ESPN he looked to be not fat Albert, he LOOKS to be in very good shape.


HE won't get comeback player of the year, or win any awards we will just have to settle for him to combine with VW to be them most dominating inside presence in the league.

This defense is gonna rock this year.

 

[Fixit]

1) Looks to be in pretty good shape
2) Actually talking to teammates
3) Upright

We've already gotten more out of him than Shanahan did.

 

[strngplyr]

JasonLaCanfora:
RT @RapSheet: I believe this qualifies as a news update: Albert Haynesworth is mauling Patriots OLs, specifically Rich Ohrnberger [via Twitter]

Backup OL or not, I see us lining him up over teams weak links on the O-line, thats the kind of thing BB likes to do. I'm getting more and more excited about this.

 

[Frezo]

What a threesome! Nickname..."Blew By You".