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...the ball just gets scared. That THUD you hear is the shock wave of a rocketing ball changing directions of its own volition...

You guys know the rules. Feel free to play along

:rocker:
 
Henne didn't accully throw the ball to him he pullled it to him using his eyes and mind
 
Pat Chung has no need for a helmet. The league makes him wear one to contain his eye/mind powers.

The helmet is made of kryptonite.

It works...sometimes.
 
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Tedy Bruschi made a deal with God to channel his powers into Chung so the Patriots could overcome their road slump. The process is called "Chung-Wa."
 
Chuck Norris tweeted Chung after the game: "Welcome to the club."
 
Chung doesn't tweet he just reads everyones thoughts 140 words at a a time instead of charaters
 
His arms must be bruised up today. Anyone who has ever blocked a kick or punt from HS on up, knows that the ball coming off a kickers foot hurts like hell when it hits you.
 
His arms must be bruised up today. Anyone who has ever blocked a kick or punt from HS on up, knows that the ball coming off a kickers foot hurts like hell when it hits you.

Chung feels no pain.
 
His arms must be bruised up today. Anyone who has ever blocked a kick or punt from HS on up, knows that the ball coming off a kickers foot hurts like hell when it hits you.

you got it backward they had to take those 2 balls out of the game cause chung bruised them
 
His arms must be bruised up today. Anyone who has ever blocked a kick or punt from HS on up, knows that the ball coming off a kickers foot hurts like hell when it hits you.

A sportswriter asked him postgame if he shut his eyes when blocking the kick and Chung looks at him querelously saying, "Are yuu kidding? You have to see where the ball is."

His postgame interview epitomized the Harrison, Bruschi culture. Repeatedly asked what specificly the Pats did after the initial drive that was so effective in stoping Henne, he repeatedly and sincerely siad, "I really don't know, honestly. I just know that I was doing my reads and assignments. I'll have to look at the film to tell you" Of course then Belicheck (reluctantly I might add) would have to kill him. You could sense an interest in his part to go review the film and study what precisely happened and why. Kid's a gamer.
 
Chung was so prepared for that game he pre-folded his toilet paper the night before.
 
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