Green Beans injury report -- Thursday

[Tunescribe]

Here's the latest:

DT Kris Jenkins – out (knee)
LB Calvin Pace – out (foot)
S Brodney Pool – questionable (ankle)
RB Joe McNight – questionable (butterflies)
RB LaClassian T. – probable (swollen ego)
QB Mark Sanchez – probable (brain cramps)
CB Antonio Cromartie – probable (penile abrasions)
RB Shonn Greene – probable (butterfingers)
CB Darrelle Revis – probable (loneliness)
LB Bart Scott – probable (sprained tongue)
WR Braylon Edwards – probable (ADD)
TE Dustin Keller – probable (eyesight)
G Matt Slauson – probable (turnstile syndrome)

 

[Rob0729]

Here's the latest:

DT Kris Jenkins – out (knee)
LB Calvin Pace – out (foot)
S Brodney Pool – questionable (ankle)
RB Joe McNight – questionable (butterflies)
RB LaClassian T. – probable (swollen ego)
QB Mark Sanchez – probable (brain cramps)
CB Antonio Cromartie – probable (penile abrasions)
RB Shonn Greene – probable (butterfingers)
CB Darrelle Revis – probable (loneliness)
LB Bart Scott – probable (sprained tongue)
WR Braylon Edwards – probable (ADD)
TE Dustin Keller – probable (eyesight)
G Matt Slauson – probable (turnstile syndrome)

LOL! Actually you got it wrong. Braylon Edwards is sick with the dropsies.

 

[mgcolby]

Here's the latest:

DT Kris Jenkins – out (knee)
LB Calvin Pace – out (foot)
S Brodney Pool – questionable (ankle)
RB Joe McNight – questionable (butterflies)
RB LaClassian T. – probable (swollen ego)
QB Mark Sanchez – probable (brain cramps)
CB Antonio Cromartie – probable (penile abrasions)
RB Shonn Greene – probable (butterfingers)
CB Darrelle Revis – probable (loneliness)
LB Bart Scott – probable (sprained tongue)
WR Braylon Edwards – probable (ADD)
TE Dustin Keller – probable (eyesight)
G Matt Slauson – probable (turnstile syndrome)

You jerk I almost choked on my cheeseburger!! After Jenkins and Pace I thought it was legit and looked at LT's and saw swollen ego!!! Some warning would be in order, the next guy might not be so lucky!

 

[Tunescribe]

LOL! Actually you got it wrong. Braylon Edwards is sick with the dropsies.

I think Attention Deficit Disorder is a precursor to the dropsies, and also leads to running into the kicker.

 

[102 Pat]

Pace is out too? Interesting, did he hurt himself monday night?

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

lmao! great post.

 

[DarrylS]

Pace is out too? Interesting, did he hurt himself monday night?

Believe he hurt himself about 1/2 way through the preseason..

OTOH funny post..

 

[Calciumee]

Pace is out too? Interesting, did he hurt himself monday night?

Didn't he get injured in preseason? I thought he was out of the game weeks ago?

 

[Rob0729]

Pace is out too? Interesting, did he hurt himself monday night?

Broke his foot the second to last game of the preseason. They hope he will be back next week.

 

[goheels22002]

WFAN is reporting that Rex Ryan is out for Sunday's game. No specific diagnosis. It just says "Out: Rex Ryan - Mouth."

 

[Uncle Rico]

Doesn't LdT have a recurring vaj sprain, from the 2007 AFCCG?

Kinda like Brady's shoulder only, you know, lower.

 

[Calciumee]

WFAN is reporting that Rex Ryan is out for Sunday's game. No specific diagnosis. It just says "Out: Rex Ryan - Mouth."

Maybe he ate salad, and it didn't agree with him

 

[sprtscott]

Here's the latest:

DT Kris Jenkins – out (knee)
LB Calvin Pace – out (foot)
S Brodney Pool – questionable (ankle)
RB Joe McNight – questionable (butterflies)
RB LaClassian T. – probable (swollen ego)
QB Mark Sanchez – probable (brain cramps)
CB Antonio Cromartie – probable (penile abrasions)
RB Shonn Greene – probable (butterfingers)
CB Darrelle Revis – probable (loneliness)
LB Bart Scott – probable (sprained tongue)
WR Braylon Edwards – probable (ADD)
TE Dustin Keller – probable (eyesight)
G Matt Slauson – probable (turnstile syndrome)

Going to get me fired from my job for laughing out loud at this

 

[Reckedtrek]

Here's the latest:

DT Kris Jenkins – out (knee)
LB Calvin Pace – out (foot)
S Brodney Pool – questionable (ankle)
RB Joe McNight – questionable (butterflies)
RB LaClassian T. – probable (swollen ego)
QB Mark Sanchez – probable (brain cramps)
CB Antonio Cromartie – probable (penile abrasions)
RB Shonn Greene – probable (butterfingers)
CB Darrelle Revis – probable (loneliness)
LB Bart Scott – probable (sprained tongue)
WR Braylon Edwards – probable (ADD)
TE Dustin Keller – probable (eyesight)
G Matt Slauson – probable (turnstile syndrome)

This is great.... I thought it was serious, got to "butterflies" ...and for half a second was thinking WTF? Then I literally LOL'ed. Very good!

 

[larryo]

On a more serious note here's some news about a real injury.


Jets CB Darrelle Revis dealing with hamstring injury - The Huddle: Football News from the NFL - USATODAY.com

 

[lostjumper]

On a more serious note here's some news about a real injury.


Jets CB Darrelle Revis dealing with hamstring injury - The Huddle: Football News from the NFL - USATODAY.com

So a guy holds out 38 days, gets immediately tossed into live game action and pulls a hammy? Shocking...

 

[danam404]

So a guy holds out 38 days, gets immediately tossed into live game action and pulls a hammy? Shocking...

nobody saw this coming...

 

[PATRIOTSFANINPA]

You forgot one ...

HC Rex Ryan - out (....of hotdogs)

 

[resdubwhite]

Outstanding job on this thread.


Love the Cromartie entry.

 

[Zeus]

WFAN is reporting that Rex Ryan is out for Sunday's game. No specific diagnosis. It just says "Out: Rex Ryan - Mouth."

No control over what goes in and no control over what comes out.