You Can Now Give the Gift of Patriots Lingerie

[efin98]

This seems so unnecessary to me. See, what I like to do is put a Tom Brady mask on my wife, but turn the face around so it's looking back, and then after I put my Dan Koppen jersey on, I... ah forget it, it's not important.

Hear that?...that was the sound of 100 posters losing their breakfast, lunch, and dinners simultaneously after reading this :bricks:

 

[Patjew]

Hear that?...that was the sound of 100 posters losing their breakfast, lunch, and dinners simultaneously after reading this :bricks:

All I was going to say was ... "cook breakfast for that lovely lady." I just thought that was too boring to mention.

 

[Joker]

I'm shocked...it seems China has turned you into Sum Warped Guy...

more ...please

 

[BradyFTW!]

It could be worse....it could be Jets Panties with a picture of Rex Ryan on the crotch area

I would be instantly Crabled (physically unable to perform)

 

[Calciumee]

I would be instantly Crabled (physically unable to perform)

To be 'Crabled' need to be in the dictionary

 

[Sivy]

Patriots lingerie? Gad, that's rediculous. I guess there could be worse lingerie themes. Monistat Lingerie. Rosie ODonnell Lingerie. New York Jets Lingerie. That's all I could think of....

There is NY Jets Lingerie

 

[Tunescribe]

There is NY Jets Lingerie

That's part of Victoria's Secret's Halloween/April Fools line. Everyone knows Jets fans don't have sex, except by themselves. In the basement. Late at night when the parents and dog are fast asleep.

 

[tuckeverlasting]

There is NY Jets Lingerie

XL and XXL only.

 

[Goal_Line_Stand]

XL and XXL only.

Could you even see them with a belly flap(s) hanging over them?

Well I'm sure you'd turn to stone before you find that out!

Then again what are you even doing in the same room as a 1/2 naked Jets fan!!!???

 

[BradyFTW!]

To be 'Crabled' need to be in the dictionary

I fully intend to refer to guys sent to the IR as "being Crabled" for at least this upcoming season, and maybe beyond.

 

[HEY BRO! WHAT UP?]

I fully intend to refer to guys sent to the IR as "being Crabled" for at least this upcoming season, and maybe beyond.

I'm pretty sure being "Crabled" is going to be apart of Pats fans language.

 

[efin98]

All I was going to say was ... "cook breakfast for that lovely lady." I just thought that was too boring to mention.

Excuse me while I clean my mind out with soap :blush:

 

[BradyFTW!]

I'm pretty sure being "Crabled" is going to be apart of Pats fans language.

aka "oh ****, I hope Kaczur's back doesn't get him crabled. I dunno if we have enough guard depth to withstand that.

 

[Tunescribe]

I'm pretty sure being "Crabled" is going to be apart of Pats fans language.

Instead of disabled you can say disCrabled.

 

[TheGodInAGreyHoodie]

Wow...

That was a total buzz kill!!

Who's the marketing director over there? LT?

Chris Henry.