Rob Rang's Early Mock

[mayoclinic]

Massachusetts has a decade old law that prohibits any NFL team based in Mass. from taking a player with the last name of Chung in the NFL draft. Weird law, I know, but it was instituted for good reason.

Since we called Eugene Wilson "Geno", perhaps we could call Patrick Chung "Ung" to get around the "Chung law". If we drafted him and Max Unger (also from Oregon) in the 2nd round then we could have both Ung and Unger.

 

[Box_O_Rocks]

Since we called Eugene Wilson "Geno", perhaps we could call Patrick Chung "Ung" to get around the "Chung law". If we drafted him and Max Unger (also from Oregon) in the 2nd round then we could have both Ung and Unger.

H'mmm, combine his two names into one catchy, catchall handle..."patchung," "patchu," "patung," "patchuck," "patchick"...whoa dudes, that last one just scans like shoulderpads popping and the stadium rocking! Awsome!

 

[patchick]

H'mmm, combine his two names into one catchy, catchall handle..."patchung," "patchu," "patung," "patchuck," "patchick"...whoa dudes, that last one just scans like shoulderpads popping and the stadium rocking! Awsome!

I would graciously cede it to him, but I'd expect the high standard of performance that the hallowed name implies. :snob: