The Onion strikes again!

Discussion in ' - Patriots Fan Forum' started by TrueBeliever, Jul 7, 2013.

  1. TrueBeliever

    TrueBeliever 2nd Team Getting Their First Start

  2. wizwor

    wizwor Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    If cliche and disrespect tickle your fancy, I guess. For me, this works better...

  3. bloodymaryj

    bloodymaryj Rookie

    That's got to be the most ridiculous "new story" that I have ever read. How do people get away with writing that garbage?? I'm far from religious, but this is pretty extreme.
  4. ctpatsfan77

    ctpatsfan77 Supporter Supporter

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    It's called satire. :)
  5. Elijah

    Elijah Supporter Supporter

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    Everyone in this thread needs to lighten up. I think it's funny, and while humor is subjective, if you don't think it's funny you don't need to attack people who do think it's funny.
  6. wizwor

    wizwor Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    And vice versa?
  7. Modest

    Modest Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job

    Holy ****. That's the first still image I've seen of the buttfumble and its better than the gif.
  8. Joker

    Joker Supporter Supporter

    when I want accurate ,unbiased, up to the minute reporting I ALWAYS seek out the Onion first....[​IMG]
  9. fnordcircle

    fnordcircle brady plz Supporter

    Nothing like The Onion to stir up the uptight and easily offended.
  10. Joker

    Joker Supporter Supporter's all TRUE!!!!

  11. fnordcircle

    fnordcircle brady plz Supporter

    I'm not just posting about The Onion in fact....I'm president of the Onion. Yeah, that's the ticket.
  12. lurker1965

    lurker1965 In the Starting Line-Up

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    Yes, but I believe there will be no one who thinks this id funny who will MAKE someone laugh at it. I could be mistaken - maybe Joker has the "Clockwork Orange" set of eyelid openers and really want to get some use out of them.

    BTW, did he ever tell you how he got his smile?
  13. doesntmatter1

    doesntmatter1 Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job

    BB is god and punks Tebow. I have a huge sense of humor and this is just pathetic by the onion. Even if i ignore the religion angle it still isn't funny at all. Lazy writing.
  14. wizwor

    wizwor Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    Peyton Manning dies and goes to heaven, and when he gets there St. Peter puts his arm around him and tells him, "Peyton, you have had a wonderful life, and your football play has brought joy to many people, so we are going to reward you by giving you a house to live in here in heaven."

    And then St. Peter points to his left, and there is a magnificant house, emblazoned with the Colts logo and Peyton's number 18. Peyton is very joyful and grateful until he notices an even bigger and more resplendent house that it is covered with Pariots logos, enclosed by an ornate wall made of rare and beautiful marble, and decorated with intricate carvings of Pat Patriot and the Flying Elvis with a huge gate over which is an arch inscribed with a giant number 12.

    Peyton turns to St. Peter and says, "I don't mean to sound ungrateful, and the house you have given me is certainly very beautiful, but why is Tom Brady's house so much bigger and better than mine?"

    St. Peter replies, "That's not Tom Brady's house. It's God's house!"
  15. Jackson 2

    Jackson 2 Supporter Supporter

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    For crissakes (oops!), it's meant to be funny...and it is!
  16. wizwor

    wizwor Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    OP said it was universally funny and I disagree. I'm not offended and I'm not uptight. I simply don't think it's funny.
  17. :lol: :behindsofa: Thanks for sharing.
  18. Demosthenes

    Demosthenes Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job

    I don't have any problem with the content of the piece, it's just not that funny to me.

    Now this was funny.



  19. Brady6

    Brady6 Pro Bowl Player

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    Its false, but funny, it's also funny that a thread was created to discuss a Tebow joke.
  20. Brady6

    Brady6 Pro Bowl Player

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    The top one is hilarious.

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