****** Official Week 15 Games Thread ******

[Joker]

Re: Mincey......that name rings a bell...

I'm sorry BB did not listen to you.

Yes...I feel sort of like Mandrake to BB's Ripper....

Ripper: Mandrake?

Mandrake: Yes, Jack?

Ripper: Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?

Mandrake: Well, I can't say I have, Jack.

Ripper: Vodka, that's what they drink, isn't it? Never water?

Mandrake: Well, I-I believe that's what they drink, Jack, yes.

Ripper: On no account will a Commie ever drink water, and not without good reason.

Mandrake: Oh, eh, yes. I, uhm, can't quite see what you're getting at, Jack.

Ripper: Water, that's what I'm getting at, water. Mandrake, water is the source of all life. Seven-tenths of this Earth's surface is water. Why, do you realize that 70 percent of you is water?

Mandrake: Good Lord!

Ripper: And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids.

Mandrake: Yes. (he begins to chuckle nervously)

Ripper: Are you beginning to understand?

Mandrake: Yes. (more laughter)

Ripper: Mandrake. Mandrake, have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water, or rainwater, and only pure-grain alcohol?

Mandrake: Well, it did occur to me, Jack, yes.

Ripper: Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation. Fluoridation of water?

Mandrake: Uh? Yes, I-I have heard of that, Jack, yes. Yes.

Ripper: Well, do you know what it is?

Mandrake: No, no I don't know what it is, no.

Ripper: Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face?

now I'll have to beg off...it's this dyam gammy leg I'm afraid....

and...for Vuudu's sake...here's a link to the clip so his head won't hurt reading the post...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=N1KvgtEnABY

 

[ctpatsfan77]

Abraham ...3.5 (or 4) sacks, 2 FF.

Gabbert 3/6 -17 yards after adjusting for sacks.

But what is he before the sacks?

59-0 appears to be the first time in NFL history that a team finished with gross negative passing yards.

 

[Deus Irae]

6:38 left in the 3rd and it's 41-0 Falcons.

If this was a fight, they'd have stopped it long ago.

 

[102 Pat]

I hope my wife started Ryan on her fantasy team this week...lol...

EDIT-Bob Kraft needs a moustache like the Jags new owner...

 

[strngplyr]

But what is he before the sacks?

59-0 appears to be the first time in NFL history that a team finished with gross negative passing yards.

21, I believe.

Also,

Fewest Yards Gained, Passing, Game, -53
Denver Broncos vs Oakland Raiders (9/10/67)

from Wikipedia. Doesn't state if it is due to sacks or not, though.

 

[Sciz]

But what is he before the sacks?

59-0 appears to be the first time in NFL history that a team finished with gross negative passing yards.

Redskins had -3 against the Steelers in 1955
Broncos had -1 against the Oilers in 1966

Titans against the Pats are the only team since then

 

[Deus Irae]

Shahid Khan needs to wax those 'stache tips.

 

[Sciz]

21, I believe.

Also,


from Wikipedia. Doesn't state if it is due to sacks or not, though.

Yep, every other game is net passing yards (after sacks) as opposed to gross yards. Only 3 with negative passing yards before sacks (and one with 0).

 

[Deus Irae]

Gabbert's going to end up permanently gun shy.

 

[Rob0729]

I'm guessing Jack Del Rio is going to be the third head coach fired this week.

 

[Betterthanmost]

Re: Mincey......that name rings a bell...

Yes...I feel sort of like Mandrake to BB's Ripper....

Ripper: Mandrake?

Mandrake: Yes, Jack?

Ripper: Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?

Mandrake: Well, I can't say I have, Jack.

Ripper: Vodka, that's what they drink, isn't it? Never water?

Mandrake: Well, I-I believe that's what they drink, Jack, yes.

Ripper: On no account will a Commie ever drink water, and not without good reason.

Mandrake: Oh, eh, yes. I, uhm, can't quite see what you're getting at, Jack.

Ripper: Water, that's what I'm getting at, water. Mandrake, water is the source of all life. Seven-tenths of this Earth's surface is water. Why, do you realize that 70 percent of you is water?

Mandrake: Good Lord!

Ripper: And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids.

Mandrake: Yes. (he begins to chuckle nervously)

Ripper: Are you beginning to understand?

Mandrake: Yes. (more laughter)

Ripper: Mandrake. Mandrake, have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water, or rainwater, and only pure-grain alcohol?

Mandrake: Well, it did occur to me, Jack, yes.

Ripper: Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation. Fluoridation of water?

Mandrake: Uh? Yes, I-I have heard of that, Jack, yes. Yes.

Ripper: Well, do you know what it is?

Mandrake: No, no I don't know what it is, no.

Ripper: Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face?

now I'll have to beg off...it's this dyam gammy leg I'm afraid....

Who reads your post Joker? They make my head hurt.

 

[Sciz]

I'm guessing Jack Del Rio is going to be the third head coach fired this week.

He's been gone for like two weeks

 

[strngplyr]

I'm guessing Jack Del Rio is going to be the third head coach fired this week.

...Del Rio was fired a week or two ago, he was the first coach fired this year.

 

[Deus Irae]

Jags avoid a shutout with a blocked punt returned for a TD.

 

[Rob0729]

He's been gone for like two weeks

Oh yeah, I forgot they canned him when they sold the team. Not watching the game. Maybe they should rehire him since he might have been the only thing standing between this team and historic suckitude.

 

[robbomango]

I hope my wife started Ryan on her fantasy team this week...lol...

EDIT-Bob Kraft needs a moustache like the Jags new owner...

Sam Elliot approves of this message.

 

[Betterthanmost]

come back is on

 

[robbomango]

jaguar JAG receivers continue to suffer from seperationitus

 

[Deus Irae]

jaguar JAG receivers continue to suffer from seperationitus

Other than MJD, pretty much the entire Jaquar teams suffers from WishIWereAsGoodAsAJAGitis. How this team's GM got a 3 year extension is beyond me. It seems to me that a beating on his way out the door would have been a more appropriate thing to give him.

 

[robbomango]

Other than MJD, pretty much the entire Jaquar teams suffers from WishIWereAsGoodAsAJAGitis. How this team's GM got a 3 year extension is beyond me. It seems to me that a beating on his way out the door would have been a more appropriate thing to give him.

last time i found them enjoyable to watch is when Brunell was at the helm, lol