Folks, this poster is known by the Patriots and has been investigated by their PR, from what I've heard. There's no way a Patriots employee would be writing this - believe me.
And for that matter, I could have written all of this. The whole "Pats had no game plan, Tampa had a game plan" thing was talked about extensively on PFW in Progress this past week. And if you listen to that show, you'd also know that Shawn Crable's legs are a running joke.
He's a fan. Get over it and stop copying whatever he posts like it's the freaking bible.
The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.
Although highly improbable, as you say, why get pissed at others for choosing to believe it?