I think I'm faster than Welker. Pats call a TO. Prostrate (sic) calls. From way down on the front row in 100 I ran up the stairs two at a time, crossed the concourse and ran along to the nearest mens room, found a urinal, whizzed out a large beer firehose style and raced back to made it back partway down the stairs to see the play.
Is there like a Patsfan award for this?
Now you see,,,,this is a post I can relate, I continue to amaze family and friends by my uncanny ability to sprint from seats, up the stairs (two or three at a time) across the concourse, into the mens, find urinal, complete business, sprint back (careful, mens room floor very slippery, my dads fan career ended with nasty spill in old Foxboro mens room) and get back to seats woithout missing a play.
It's all about timing and knowing TV timeouts - go right after a touchdown as the extra point is kicked, then commercial - if you happen to get hung up, usually another commercial follows kick off, so you only miss one play (never happened to me yet). Also, monitor the crowd, if you see crowds rushing up stairs, not a good time, wait until it';s quiet. Do not go at quarter breaks or halftime - it amazes me how many people miss 2nd half kick off.
Be smart - be careful and be safe. If you drink a lot of beer, you deserve what you get.
