Edelman offered 3-year deal, he opts to test free agency

[ATippett56]

let me guess...he's playing sausage hockey up in Palo Alto....

He's fishing off the coast of California. Maybe there was reference to Edelman as "chum".

 

[Joker]

He's fishing off the coast of California. Maybe there was reference to Edelman as "chum".

no kidding...hey, maybe he'll run into my ex-wife....

 

[Tunescribe]

let me guess...he's playing sausage hockey up in Palo Alto....

What is sausage hockey?

 

[Joker]

if you have to ask you don't wanna know....

 

[Tunescribe]

if you have to ask you don't wanna know....

If it has something to do with gender preference, I suppose you're right.

Whatever it is, the term is damn obscure.

 

[Joker]

look...this is a family board so...perhaps a few images will suffice

two or three middle age ex hippie dominatrixes wielding whips and leather slappers ...

a fat balding slob(the agent) hung upside down in a net wearing a gimp mask and handcuffs..

gallons of KY jelly...and assorted rubber "insertion tools"...

starting to get the picture??????????

 

[Tunescribe]

look...this is a family board so...perhaps a few images will suffice

two or three middle age ex hippie dominatrixes wielding whips and leather slappers ...

a fat balding slob(the agent) hung upside down in a net wearing a gimp mask and handcuffs..

gallons of KY jelly...and assorted rubber "insertion tools"...

starting to get the picture??????????

OK, but the term itself appears to exist nowhere else in known cyberspace. Must be a Joe Kerr original ...

 

[Joker]

oh absolutely!

like "Intergalactic Moron" and "Raging Poodle"...definitely J.K. trademarked specials

BTW...when the girls say "face off in the corner" they really mean it...