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I would die doing that!
Isn't it obvious, Haynesworth's agent trespassed onto the field last night, rechaulked the 40 yd track, inserted weakened batteries into the stopwatches, filled all jelly donuts with a caffeine/viagra/jelly blend, and had Hooters girls standing next to a Bank of America sign at the finish line. How did Reiss miss all this?