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Old 05-17-2008, 08:58 PM   #11
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Jesus' immortality was born from the immaculate conception.
Manning's immortality was born from Marlin Jackson's late interception.
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Old 05-17-2008, 09:35 PM   #12
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Jesus received gifts from the 3 wise men

Manning received gifts from the competition committee.
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Old 05-17-2008, 09:37 PM   #13
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Jesus preached the word to his prophets

Manning preaches ***** to his offense when he is angry.
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Old 05-18-2008, 12:32 AM   #14
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Jesus was resurrected.
Manning had his famous comeback in the AFCCG.
I forget. Did Jesus throw his offensive line under the Bus? or was that....... oh, never mind.
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Old 07-01-2008, 12:44 AM   #15
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I forget. Did Jesus throw his offensive line under the Bus? or was that....... oh, never mind.
Jesus constantly treated his apostles like they were thickheaded mortals. Manning constantly treats his offensive line the same way.
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Coincidence or something more?

Jesus worked as a blue collar carpenter.
Manning wears a blue uniform at work.

Jesus said "break this bread."
Manning said "Cut that meat."

Jesus was the son of God.
Manning is the son of a Saint.

Jesus was part of the Trinity.
Manning was part of the Triplets.
And the punch line is ...........
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