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riverside · 05-17-2008, 08:58 PM

Jesus' immortality was born from the immaculate conception.
Manning's immortality was born from Marlin Jackson's late interception.

***IcyPatriot*** · 05-17-2008, 09:35 PM

Jesus received gifts from the 3 wise men

Manning received gifts from the competition committee.

***IcyPatriot*** · 05-17-2008, 09:37 PM

Jesus preached the word to his prophets

Manning preaches ***** to his offense when he is angry.

Patriot_in_NY · 05-18-2008, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by riverside

Jesus was resurrected.
Manning had his famous comeback in the AFCCG.

I forget. Did Jesus throw his offensive line under the Bus? or was that....... oh, never mind.

WhiskeyBreath · 07-01-2008, 12:44 AM

Satan Manning

PatsFanInVa · 08-09-2008, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Patriot_in_NY

I forget. Did Jesus throw his offensive line under the Bus? or was that....... oh, never mind.

Jesus constantly treated his apostles like they were thickheaded mortals. Manning constantly treats his offensive line the same way.

***reflexblue*** · 08-09-2008, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by riverside

Coincidence or something more?

Jesus worked as a blue collar carpenter.
Manning wears a blue uniform at work.

Jesus said "break this bread."
Manning said "Cut that meat."

Jesus was the son of God.
Manning is the son of a Saint.

Jesus was part of the Trinity.
Manning was part of the Triplets.

And the punch line is ...........