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Old 08-30-2007, 11:22 AM   #11
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A car stopped on a dirt road down in Alabama, there was a man and a women in it, the women looked across the road into a farm yard, there were several chickens in the yard, then she noticed these chickens all had three legs, she said to the man with her "look at those chickens, they all have three legs"
The man said "Jesus H Christ, I love chicken legs, he walked over to the fence, a man was standing there, the women said "those chicken legs must be delicious they look so fat" the farmer said, "yea, they probably are" they women said "what do you mean you must eat them don't you" the farmer said "nope" the women said "why not" the farmer said "because they can run so f-cking fast I've never been able to catch one of them"
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A car stopped on a dirt road down in Alabama, there was a man and a women in it, the women looked across the road into a farm yard, there were several chickens in the yard, then she noticed these chickens all had three legs, she said to the man with her "look at those chickens, they all have three legs"
The man said "Jesus H Christ, I love chicken legs, he walked over to the fence, a man was standing there, the women said "those chicken legs must be delicious they look so fat" the farmer said, "yea, they probably are" they women said "what do you mean you must eat them don't you" the farmer said "nope" the women said "why not" the farmer said "because they can run so f-cking fast I've never been able to catch one of them"
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chicken eats ***** for breakfast.

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