What would this offseason look like if BB was still here?

[TheRainMaker]

As of right now, it would look similar. However, Mac and Parker are probably still here. Board and I can't remember the other DB that was released are still here.

But I do have a question for @Brewskies. Has Kelce joined Tom as a Kardashian now?

 

[Water Boy]

James Ferentz would still have job security...

Good point. I can't believe I overlooked that one.

 

[sb1]

Extension for Myles Bryant FTW

 

[Patriot Missile]

Onwenu signed and then traded for a 5th mid season?

 

[Brewskies]

As of right now, it would look similar. However, Mac and Parker are probably still here. Board and I can't remember the other released DB are still here.

But I have a question for @Brewskies. Has Kelce joined Tom as a Kardashian now?

Thanks for your question, RainMaker. You don't know what a Kardashian is. I am glad you think of me as an authority on the subject.

You failed to define which one, Jason or Travis that you are asking about. If it is Jason you are inquiring about, the answer is NO. He just announced his retirement from the Eagles. He is in the news because of this, plus he was getting some attention because of his brother's performance during the Superbowl and his brother's dating and love affair. If you are inquiring about Travis, the answer is NO again. Travis was just in the Superbowl, and did a good job for his position, which drew attention from the press, and Wait for It, Travis is dating the most famous singer in the world, so he is in the news because of his dating and love affair. So RainMaker, as I said, you don't understand what a Kardashian is. Tom Brady is still a Kardashian. Because of Tom Brady's narcissism, he will probably always be one. Have a nice day. Anytime, RainMaker.

 

[captain stone]

If BB stayed:
Onwenu might get franchise tagged, but no chance a new deal is agreed on;
Bourne is a goner, for daring to criticize Matty P back in the day;
Parker would've stayed and be called a damn fine No 1 receiver;
Chris Board release doesn't happen, we all know why;
A trade down, if not multiple trade downs feels inevitable. We always need more fourth rounders to blow on specialists;
We bypass all the WRs in the draft, because drafting good players from good positional classes just isn't smart enough for him

Yep… Dorothy Parker stays, with a possible extension… DawgHouse Bourne goes… Thanksdad Ferentz does Not retire… Chris Board stays… Onwenu does Not sign an extension… And - worst of all - Billy’s HORRIBLE ass-istant coaches stay also (though I still feel that Obie got a raw deal here)…

 

[maust]

I still feel that Obie got a raw deal here)…

He certainly landed on his feet though. BC is definitely the right gig for him.

 

[EMpats]

- Onwenu, Bourne gone. Dugger resigned to massive deal.

-Garoppolo signed.

- trade down from pick 3 to around 12, take an offensive lineman.

- Defensive lineman in round 2.

- trade a future draft pick for a 32 year old injured receiver.

- 3 year 24 million deal for Myles Bryant.

 

[lancerman]

- Onwenu, Bourne gone. Dugger resigned to massive deal.

-Garoppolo signed.

- trade down from pick 3 to around 12, take an offensive lineman.

- Defensive lineman in round 2.

- trade a future draft pick for a 32 year old injured receiver.

- 3 year 24 million deal for Myles Bryant.

This isn't that unrealistic to be honest. Last year we were expecting a big time offensive draft and we ended up not going offense until pick 107.

 

[h0c2000]

Kicker at #3?

 

[Spiral]

JJ McCarthy, come on down!

 

[dex13]

We would of let Onwenu walk and signed two journeyman OTs for too much money so BB could draft Guards.