What is your all-time Patriots team using only non-Patriots players?

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Just curious to hear who you'd pick for an all-time New England Patriots team, that is the best Patriot at each position. To be eligible, the player must have never played for the Patriots.

 

[Jangles]

What

So you want an all-NFL team excluding any patriots players

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

What

So you want an all-NFL team excluding any patriots players

That would be one way of putting it, but not absurd enough to go along with the other similar threads that are borderline insane.

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

favorite non-Patriots who played with a Patriots-like mindset?

All for the team, not a self-promoter, hard worker, overachiever, coachable, loves football...

That would be a reasonable discussion.

 

[NG Pats Fan]

Just curious to hear who you'd pick for an all-time New England Patriots team, that is the best Patriot at each position. To be eligible, the player must have never played for the Patriots.

 

[Tunescribe]

Tough call on this. But I can tell you my favorite non-wife is Scarlett Johannson.

 

[supafly]

Tough call on this. But I can tell you my favorite non-wife is Scarlett Johannson.

I used to have her as my non-wife, too (and my avatar). She started to get a little older, so I traded her in for Kate Upton.

Now, I will duck as my female poster friends begin to hurl things at me; but hey--if you're going to have a non-wife, you may as well swing for the fences, right?

 

[Joker]

reminds me of my ex-wife...yeah, she died of lead poisoning....six in the back of the head...

 

[Tunescribe]

I used to have her as my non-wife, too (and my avatar). She started to get a little older, so I traded her in for Kate Upton.

Now, I will duck as my female poster friends begin to hurl things at me; but hey--if you're going to have a non-wife, you may as well swing for the fences, right?

A "little older"? Scarlett's only 32 -- just right.

 

[DarrylS]

13 days to the opening of TC and then maybe some of this temporary insanity will stop..

Then we can read the pundits assessment of QBR during practices..

 

[A Defiant Goose]

Ah now I see, it's an offseason thread complaining about the nature of offseason threads. This'll be fun

 

[BlacknGold77]

hey, we arent the only ones passing the time with this type of exercise, haha

NFL mock draft: The MMQB All-Time Draft | The MMQB with Peter King

 

[Kontradiction]

QB: Jimmy Garoppolo
RB: Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo
WR: Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo
TE: Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo
OL: Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo

Defense:

DL: Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo
LB: Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo
CB: Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo
S: Jimmy Garoppolo, Richard Seymour

 

[Kontradiction]

13 days to the opening of TC and then maybe some of this temporary insanity will stop..

Then we can read the pundits assessment of QBR during practices..

This is real serious business.

 

[tasmlab]

If Belichick is or isn't the coach and if Brady is or isn't on the team, it doesn't matter who these non-Patriot Patriots are.

 

[WinstonSmith]

QB: Jimmy Garoppolo
RB: Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo
WR: Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo
TE: Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo
OL: Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo

Defense:

DL: Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo
LB: Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo
CB: Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo
S: Jimmy Garoppolo, Richard Seymour

Solid squad, reminds me of the band the Handsome Family...perhaps cause I'm drunk by noon.

 

[Seacoast Fan]

QB: Jimmy Garoppolo
RB: Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo
WR: Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo
TE: Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo
OL: Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo

Defense:

DL: Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo
LB: Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo
CB: Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo, Jimmy Garoppolo
S: Jimmy Garoppolo, Richard Seymour

For tight end you picked Jimmy Garoppolo over Jimmy Garoppolo?
Homer.

 

[jmt57]

The correct answer:

QB: Adam Seward
RB: Adam Seward
FB: Adam Seward
WR: Adam Seward
Slot: Adam Seward
TE: Adam Seward
OL: Adam Seward, Adam Seward, Adam Seward, Adam Seward, Adam Seward

DL: Adam Seward, Adam Seward, Adam Seward, Adam Seward
LB: Adam Seward, Adam Seward, Adam Seward
CB: Adam Seward, Adam Seward
S: Adam Seward, Adam Seward

K: Adam Seward
P: Adam Seward
LS: Adam Seward

 

[Raymond]

Lordy, that's like making a list of the top women I've slept with excluding those I've slept with.

 

[Chevy]

You guys don't get it ...

QB: Ernie Adams
RB: Ernie Adams
FB: Ernie Adams
WR: Ernie Adams
Slot: Ernie Adams
TE: Ernie Adams
OL: Ernie Adams, Ernie Adams, Ernie Adams, Ernie Adams, Ernie Adams

DL: Ernie Adams, Ernie Adams, Ernie Adams, Ernie Adams
LB: Ernie Adams, Ernie Adams, Ernie Adams
CB: Ernie Adams, Ernie Adams
S: Ernie Adams, Ernie Adams

K: Ernie Adams
P: Ernie Adams
LS: Ernie Adams

What this squad lack in athletics is more than made up for by the insane level of scouting and preparation.