***Week 14 Betting*** Dingleberry Casino

[Dingleberry]

Week 14 lines are posted below, as are some prop bets for the Thursday night game. I will have more prop bets posted Friday night.

Good luck to everyone. Enjoy the bye week by winning big.







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[Calhoun44]

Is the Browns game right? Browns are favored? @Dingleberry

 

[Dingleberry]

Is the Browns game right? Browns are favored? @Dingleberry

Believe it or not, it is correct. It opened at Browns +1.0 a couple days ago. A lot of money has come in on the Browns, pushing it to -2.5.

Browns off bye getting healthier? Ravens out another CB? I am guessing those are the two biggest reasons.

 

[everlong]

All 6 point teasers and all 5k bets

Bucs +3 and Bucs/Bills over 46.5
WFT +10 and WFT/Cowboys under 55
Bears +18.5 and Packers/Bears over 37.5
Falcons +8.5 and Falcons/Panthers under 48.5
Jags +15 and Jags/Titans under 50
Chargers -4.5 and Chargers/Giants under 50.5

 

[everlong]

Believe it or not, it is correct. It opened at Browns +1.0 a couple days ago. A lot of money has come in on the Browns, pushing it to -2.5.

Browns off bye getting healthier? Ravens out another CB? I am guessing those are the two biggest reasons.

Honestly I'm not shocked at that spread. It's also a game I won't touch because almost any scenario is plausible to me in that game.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Give me the Vikings for 2K
Give me the Over for 2k
Give me Big Ben to fall forward more than 1.5 yards, net, 2k
Give me 1K on a non-pass TD by "Captain" Kirk "Diddlediz" Cousins
JJ overs on receptions (1K) yards (1k) and JJ to score a TD (1K)
Saints to SO cover against the J-E-T-E, 2K
Raiders taking all the points vs Chiefs, 4k
Raiders money line vs Chiefs, 1k
9ers over Bengals on a Garapollo strike to Dwight Clark in the end zone that will forever be known as "The Catch" no wait, just 9ers for 1k forget that other stuff
Bucs to cover vs. What we left of Buffalo, 5K ("Cleanup on aisle 4, Tom get this one before you retire would ya")
Bears Moneyline 3k
Bears and the points 5K
(I want A Positive to go into the playoffs having lost to the one team GB is not allowed to lose to regardless of records or playoff standings and am betting w my heart)
Cardinals over Rams, 3k

Bill Belichick over every doubter in footballdom, 10K, as doubters continue to get shot down all weekend even though we're NOT playing. (just kidding, there's no published line.)

 

[Calhoun44]

Believe it or not, it is correct. It opened at Browns +1.0 a couple days ago. A lot of money has come in on the Browns, pushing it to -2.5.

Browns off bye getting healthier? Ravens out another CB? I am guessing those are the two biggest reasons.

But it's the freakin' Browns. Hmmm? I'll have to consider that game. Thanks

 

[Dingleberry]

But it's the freakin' Browns. Hmmm? I'll have to consider that game. Thanks

I agree. But the Ravens have been pretty bad lately. I see this as a 3 point type game either direction. Teasing the Ravens to 8.5 or 9.5 with another game is looking good to me.

 

[Froob]

Bucs -3 10k
Ben Ben 1.5 touchdowns over 3k

 

[Boston Boxer]

Bucs $5,000
Packers $5,000

 

[Chevy]

Saints (-5.5) $10000

Titans (-9.0) $5000

Seahawks (-7.5) $5000

Chargers (-10.5) $10000

Packers (-12.5) $5000

Cardinals (-2.5) $5000

 

[Guts]

Steelers ML $4000

 

[mgcolby]

Give me the Vikings for 2K
Give me the Over for 2k
Give me Big Ben to fall forward more than 1.5 yards, net, 2k
Give me 1K on a non-pass TD by "Captain" Kirk "Diddlediz" Cousins
JJ overs on receptions (1K) yards (1k) and JJ to score a TD (1K)
Saints to SO cover against the J-E-T-E, 2K
Raiders taking all the points vs Chiefs, 4k
Raiders money line vs Chiefs, 1k
9ers over Bengals on a Garapollo strike to Dwight Clark in the end zone that will forever be known as "The Catch" no wait, just 9ers for 1k forget that other stuff
Bucs to cover vs. What we left of Buffalo, 5K ("Cleanup on aisle 4, Tom get this one before you retire would ya")
Bears Moneyline 3k
Bears and the points 5K
(I want A Positive to go into the playoffs having lost to the one team GB is not allowed to lose to regardless of records or playoff standings and am betting w my heart)
Cardinals over Rams, 3k

Bill Belichick over every doubter in footballdom, 10K, as doubters continue to get shot down all weekend even though we're NOT playing. (just kidding, there's no published line.)

Dude that's a lot of **** to type. There are degenerates...and lord knows this thread found us..but really man...this is a whole other level. I don't think there is a name for you and your condition.

But I'll take a stab....or is it jab now....anyway...at it.

Berryism
Dinglenuts (that's even kinda seasonal right there!)
Berry fever
Dingle fever
The Dingleberry itch
Scratch and sniff syndrome
Dinglelarious
Dinglelusional
I still live in my moms basement (ok that really doesn't fit the theme)

This is now officially open for suggestions...

 

[mgcolby]

But it's the freakin' Browns. Hmmm? I'll have to consider that game. Thanks

Yeah I get it but...the Ravens haven't put 20 in the board in over a month. They are really banged up, especially on defense. And Lamar has been a turnover machine. And it's in Cleveland. I lean Cleveland to cover. But a banged up Mayfield makes it dicey. I would go Cleveland ML or no play.

 

[mgcolby]

Gimme the Steelers plus 3.5 for 10k please.

Question and maybe this has already been answered. Do dingleberries expire like smelly dog turd at the end of the season...or do dingleberries live on in infamy?

 

[Dingleberry]

Dude that's a lot of **** to type. There are degenerates...and lord knows this thread found us..but really man...this is a whole other level. I don't think there is a name for you and your condition.

But I'll take a stab....or is it jab now....anyway...at it.

Berryism
Dinglenuts (that's even kinda seasonal right there!)
Berry fever
Dingle fever
The Dingleberry itch
Scratch and sniff syndrome
Dinglelarious
Dinglelusional
I still live in my moms basement (ok that really doesn't fit the theme)

This is now officially open for suggestions...

The Dingleberry Itch is no laughing matter.

 

[Dingleberry]

6 point teaser (+300) $1k
- Steelers (+9.5)
- Raiders (+15.5)
- Ravens (+8.5)
- Giants (+16.5)

6 point teaser (+100) $2k
- Steelers (+9.5)
- Under 49.5

 

[Chevy]

The Dingleberry Itch is no laughing matter.

Pseudo Dingleiculus Assecula (rough translation is False Dingleberry Hanger)

 

[irishfanatic]

7 pt teaser: 5K : +150
Steelers +10.5
Seahawks - 0.5
Titans - 2

Thanks.

 

[Calhoun44]

Vikings/Steelers Over $2K
Vikings -3.5 $2K