Week 10: We Are On To The Ravens

[Kontradiction]

She knows the outcome

She’s heard her dad say “un-f.ucking-believable” in a disgusted voice too many times this season.

 

[Kontradiction]

A chip off the old block!

Dude, the ultrasound tech hates her. Whatever the tech is trying to get an image of, she moves out of the way and has showed the tech her ass a couple of times. You can see the tech get visibly upset and start aggressively moving the ultrasound equipment on my wife’s belly.

 

[Patjew]

I think my daughter is going to come tonight. Up to 4 contractions an hour now and the wife had her bloody show last night. I’ve politely asked her to wait until tomorrow so dad can enjoy the game but my daughter has been a bit of a troll in the womb (no clue where she gets that from), so I’m not expecting her to listen.

Good luck my friend ! All of my best for Kontra-ette’s smooth arrival to this crazy world. And of course best of luck to your wife, the real hero here. But if she can put up with you, she can surely put up with anything.

 

[Kontradiction]

Good luck my friend ! All of my best for Kontra-ette’s smooth arrival to this crazy world. And of course best of luck to your wife, the real hero here. But if she can put up with you, she can surely put up with anything.

Thank you, my friend. Hope you and yours are doing well, too. Shalom.

 

[Kdo5]

Hope they make it watchable at least.

 

[Mack Herron]

Dude, the ultrasound tech hates her. Whatever the tech is trying to get an image of, she moves out of the way and has showed the tech her ass a couple of times. You can see the tech get visibly upset and start aggressively moving the ultrasound equipment on my wife’s belly.

So you recognize the resemblance.

 

[Kontradiction]

So you recognize the resemblance.

Nah. She seems to have her mom’s ass. I have no ass, bro. My legs just go straight up to my lower back.

 

[ashley]

I think my daughter is going to come tonight. Up to 4 contractions an hour now and the wife had her bloody show last night. I’ve politely asked her to wait until tomorrow so dad can enjoy the game but my daughter has been a bit of a troll in the womb (no clue where she gets that from), so I’m not expecting her to listen.

Awe, congrats Kontra!!!! I'm sure if she takes after you she's going to be a handful. Lol...please keep us posted, the gdt might be in need of some good news tonight !!

 

[ashley]

Five hours before kickoff and no pregame thread? Shows you the enthusiasm for this year's team is very weak

You're already in game day thread form..

 

[Kontradiction]

Awe, congrats Kontra!!!! I'm sure if she takes after you she's going to be a handful. Lol...please keep us posted, the gdt might be in need of some good news tonight !!

I’ll post a pic in her Pats onesie whenever I get the chance.

 

[Mack Herron]

Nah. She seems to have her mom’s ass. I have no ass, bro. My legs just go straight up to my lower back.

I hope she is faster than mine. 22hrs labor. Thankfully, I missed only work.

 

[Kontradiction]

I hope she is faster than mine. 22hrs labor. Thankfully, I missed only work.

Yikes. Me too. For my wife’s sake. 22 hours sounds unbearable. Your wife’s a beast for cranking that out.

 

[Mack Herron]

 

[Mack Herron]

Yikes. Me too. For my wife’s sake. 22 hours sounds unbearable. Your wife’s a beast for cranking that out.

22hrs of back labor. My wife said to mention she refused an epidural. After 10 hours I was pleading for one.

 

[Kontradiction]

22hrs of back labor. My wife said to mention she refused an epidural. After 10 hours I was pleading for one.

Ahhh so she was a hero, lol. I don’t think that’s getting refused here. Must have reminded you of a modern version of the William Wallace torture scene in “Braveheart.”

 

[ashley]

Going to lock thread now as the GDT is up and running