UNOFFICIAL: XYZ Player is signed and off the market

[DaBruinz]

Meaning there is one less Free Agent WR going to hit the market..

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Re: OT: Hixon Re-signs with Giants

Like Deus' Franchise thread maybe an official FA Off The Market Signed thread would be a good way to aggregate these signings

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Re: OT: Hixon Re-signs with Giants

The Browns re-signed their facilities laundry washer, Joe Schmo, to a one-year, $12k deal. Schmo is well-known for delivering clean uniforms and jock straps to the players at opportune moments. Can we get a thread for this?

 

[Joey007]

Re: OT: Hixon Re-signs with Giants

The Browns re-signed their facilities laundry washer, Joe Schmo, to a one-year, $12k deal. Schmo is well-known for delivering clean uniforms and jock straps to the players at opportune moments. Can we get a thread for this?

YYYESS!!!:singing:

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Re: OT: Hixon Re-signs with Giants

Guess Mr One Star is someone who gets off starting 43 threads on his own and hates consolidation

 

[TheComeback]

Re: OT: Hixon Re-signs with Giants

The Browns re-signed their facilities laundry washer, Joe Schmo, to a one-year, $12k deal. Schmo is well-known for delivering clean uniforms and jock straps to the players at opportune moments. Can we get a thread for this?

Smart move by the Browns. I was hoping the Pats could get this guy, but I guess we'll have to settle for Wanda from Peru. At least she'll save us some cap space.

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

Re: OT: Hixon Re-signs with Giants

Smart move by the Browns. I was hoping the Pats could get this guy, but I guess we'll have to settle for Wanda from Peru. At least she'll save us some cap space.

Wanda!!?

she told me that her name was Francesca....well...ahh, not that'd I know anything about her personally or that she'd be getting me any merchandise.

 

[Ron Sellers]

Re: OT: Hixon Re-signs with Giants

The Browns re-signed their facilities laundry washer, Joe Schmo, to a one-year, $12k deal. Schmo is well-known for delivering clean uniforms and jock straps to the players at opportune moments. Can we get a thread for this?

With all the staph infection problems the Browns have had over the last decade, let's just be glad the Pats did their due diligence and did not sign Schmo.


(Insert some generic sour grapes phrase such as "Do Not Want", accompanied by a humorous photo here.)