Tom Brady vs. The Elements

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

____________Tom Brady______________________ The Elements

Age:____________30 years_________________________4.54 billion years

Weight:_________ 225 lbs_________________________1 trillion metric tons

Best weapons:__Moss, Welker_______________________Acid rain, tsunami

Significant Other:__Giselle________________________Anti-gravitational matter

Greatest Win:____A 16-13 playoff____________________The great deluge,
______________victory over Oakland_________________ordered by god to
_________________in a blizzard______________________punish humanity

Record:______________6-0_______________________________0-6

 

[A.C Vegas]

that is rather amusing

 

[VJCPatriot]

Mother Nature cannot stop Tom Brady, she can only hope to contain him!!

 

[JoeSixPat]

In all seriousness, Brady has a good record against the elements, making his task that much more difficult today.

Because as everyone knows, an element never forgets!

 

[jct]

I love this thread...
Sig other...giselle...

 

[chrisfx811]

Snow doesn't fall on Tom Brady, rain turns to snow the closer it gets to his Coolness.