Those poor pitiful Atlanta Falcons

[Brandon_Cox]

They lost all pro safety Keanu Neal to an ACL. I just heard on sports radio down here in Atlanta that an old friend is streaking up the depth chart.

 

[PATSYLICIOUS]

If their goal is to see if matty ice is capable of throwing 500+ a game just to have a shot to win theyve got the right guy!

 

[Wheelman]

This is awesome! I want to see how bad I mean how well Richards will play.

 

[RobertWeathers]

I just had a co-worker who is a die hard Falcons fan ask if Jordan Richards is any good.

Here is our IM conversation.

Him: "Yo. This Richards kid we got any good?"
Me: "Hes great. Great tackler. Takes good angles to the ballcarrier. Very instinctive. Excellent coverage skills. Think a young Rodney Harrison."
Him: 'That's awesome! Dimitroff really knew what he was doing. Why only a 7th rounder?"
Me: "Not a lot of film on him so a bit of a unknown. Hes not playing ahead of Patrick Chung"
Him: "Ah. Well he should solidify our secondary then. Thanks!"

Chat ended.

Me: BAAAAAAAAHHAHHAAAAAAA

 

[doesntmatter1]

I officially feel bad for them. I wouldn't wish Richards on anyone.

 

[farn]

You need to win when you can. They had their (only) shot and they blew it.

Someday, they will be champs, but it’s unlikely to happen with this current group. They had the ball. They blew it.

 

[PatsDeb]

I just had a co-worker who is a die hard Falcons fan ask if Jordan Richards is any good.

Here is our IM conversation.

Him: "Yo. This Richards kid we got any good?"
Me: "Hes great. Great tackler. Takes good angles to the ballcarrier. Very instinctive. Excellent coverage skills. Think a young Rodney Harrison."
Him: 'That's awesome! Dimitroff really knew what he was doing. Why only a 7th rounder?"
Me: "Not a lot of film on him so a bit of a unknown. Hes not playing ahead of Patrick Chung"
Him: "Ah. Well he should solidify our secondary then. Thanks!"

Chat ended.

Me: BAAAAAAAAHHAHHAAAAAAA

You are cruel sir.

 

[Froob]

I just had a co-worker who is a die hard Falcons fan ask if Jordan Richards is any good.

Here is our IM conversation.

Him: "Yo. This Richards kid we got any good?"
Me: "Hes great. Great tackler. Takes good angles to the ballcarrier. Very instinctive. Excellent coverage skills. Think a young Rodney Harrison."
Him: 'That's awesome! Dimitroff really knew what he was doing. Why only a 7th rounder?"
Me: "Not a lot of film on him so a bit of a unknown. Hes not playing ahead of Patrick Chung"
Him: "Ah. Well he should solidify our secondary then. Thanks!"

Chat ended.

Me: BAAAAAAAAHHAHHAAAAAAA

Say what you want about Jordan, but big plays happen when he’s on the field and that’s a fact.


For which team..well

 

[Joey007]

They actually have this guy they really like. Kazee something.

 

[tasmlab]

I just had a co-worker who is a die hard Falcons fan ask if Jordan Richards is any good.

Here is our IM conversation.

Him: "Yo. This Richards kid we got any good?"
Me: "Hes great. Great tackler. Takes good angles to the ballcarrier. Very instinctive. Excellent coverage skills. Think a young Rodney Harrison."
Him: 'That's awesome! Dimitroff really knew what he was doing. Why only a 7th rounder?"
Me: "Not a lot of film on him so a bit of a unknown. Hes not playing ahead of Patrick Chung"
Him: "Ah. Well he should solidify our secondary then. Thanks!"

Chat ended.

Me: BAAAAAAAAHHAHHAAAAAAA

Hysterical!

But, you forgot to say that Richards was also fast and athletic.

 

[JarOfMayo51]

I just had a co-worker who is a die hard Falcons fan ask if Jordan Richards is any good.

Here is our IM conversation.

Him: "Yo. This Richards kid we got any good?"
Me: "Hes great. Great tackler. Takes good angles to the ballcarrier. Very instinctive. Excellent coverage skills. Think a young Rodney Harrison."
Him: 'That's awesome! Dimitroff really knew what he was doing. Why only a 7th rounder?"
Me: "Not a lot of film on him so a bit of a unknown. Hes not playing ahead of Patrick Chung"
Him: "Ah. Well he should solidify our secondary then. Thanks!"

Chat ended.

Me: BAAAAAAAAHHAHHAAAAAAA

Troll Level: Savage

 

[bormio]

And Dion Jones - screwed barely before they start.

 

[bormio]

I just had a co-worker who is a die hard Falcons fan ask if Jordan Richards is any good.

Here is our IM conversation.

Him: "Yo. This Richards kid we got any good?"
Me: "Hes great. Great tackler. Takes good angles to the ballcarrier. Very instinctive. Excellent coverage skills. Think a young Rodney Harrison."
Him: 'That's awesome! Dimitroff really knew what he was doing. Why only a 7th rounder?"
Me: "Not a lot of film on him so a bit of a unknown. Hes not playing ahead of Patrick Chung"
Him: "Ah. Well he should solidify our secondary then. Thanks!"

Chat ended.

Me: BAAAAAAAAHHAHHAAAAAAA

Be careful - payback can be a *****. You might want a food taster in a couple of weeks.

 

[RobertWeathers]

Troll Level: Savage

I hardly ever troll but when I do, I scorch the earth in the process.

 

[RobertWeathers]

Be careful - payback can be a *****. You might want a food taster in a couple of weeks.

I would just have him fired.

 

[Tony2046]

I wish Richards luck. Didn't seem like a bad guy. They run a different defense down there so hopefully it suits him better.

 

[PScottman]

I just had a co-worker who is a die hard Falcons fan ask if Jordan Richards is any good.

Here is our IM conversation.

Him: "Yo. This Richards kid we got any good?"
Me: "Hes great. Great tackler. Takes good angles to the ballcarrier. Very instinctive. Excellent coverage skills. Think a young Rodney Harrison."
Him: 'That's awesome! Dimitroff really knew what he was doing. Why only a 7th rounder?"
Me: "Not a lot of film on him so a bit of a unknown. Hes not playing ahead of Patrick Chung"
Him: "Ah. Well he should solidify our secondary then. Thanks!"

Chat ended.

Me: BAAAAAAAAHHAHHAAAAAAA

There's evil...then there's enjoying Jordan Richards on another team evil.

 

[RobertWeathers]

I wish Richards luck. Didn't seem like a bad guy. They run a different defense down there so hopefully it suits him better.

Bowling suits him better

 

[Chasing greatness]

I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy. It's funny though I have a feeling he's actually going to play better in Atlanta. Color me idiotic

I just had a co-worker who is a die hard Falcons fan ask if Jordan Richards is any good.

Here is our IM conversation.

Him: "Yo. This Richards kid we got any good?"
Me: "Hes great. Great tackler. Takes good angles to the ballcarrier. Very instinctive. Excellent coverage skills. Think a young Rodney Harrison."
Him: 'That's awesome! Dimitroff really knew what he was doing. Why only a 7th rounder?"
Me: "Not a lot of film on him so a bit of a unknown. Hes not playing ahead of Patrick Chung"
Him: "Ah. Well he should solidify our secondary then. Thanks!"

Chat ended.

Me: BAAAAAAAAHHAHHAAAAAAA

 

[Love The Drake]

Watch him turn to Ed Reed and become a hall of famer I would just laugh and drink.