The Weekly Reader-3rd Grade Edition (aka, The NY Post) Attempts to Cover Football

[shmessy]

Had to merge the two threads about two separate "articles" by this great journalistic source of information.

Talk about bread and circuses and the intentional "dumbing down of America".....

 

[billdog3484]

guys gotta do his research.."2nd round pick devin mccourty"

 

[TheWill]

"The Jets will not escape Gillette Stadium at 10-2 and with control of their division and conference destiny unless their defense gets into Tom Brady's grille, makes him uncomfortable and messes up that carefully coiffed Justin Bieber hairstyle of his."

I thought that to be a sportswriter you had to be able to, you know, write.

 

[shmessy]

"The Jets will not escape Gillette Stadium at 10-2 and with control of their division and conference destiny unless their defense gets into Tom Brady's grille, makes him uncomfortable and messes up that carefully coiffed Justin Bieber hairstyle of his."

I thought that to be a sportswriter you had to be able to, you know, write.

It depends on the audience.

 

[sevengables_2207]

"The Jets will not escape Gillette Stadium at 10-2 and with control of their division and conference destiny unless their defense gets into Tom Brady's grille, makes him uncomfortable and messes up that carefully coiffed Justin Bieber hairstyle of his."

I thought that to be a sportswriter you had to be able to, you know, write.

That is truly some top notch alliteration right there. Like a smug turd cherry atop the proverbial cake.

 

[TrueBeliever]

Jeepers, even Patriots Football Weekly isn't that biased, and they're owned by the team they cover!

The really sad thing is all the idiots that write like that on the Internet are going to start thinking they can do it professionally too.