The very unofficial name Maroney Poll

[VJCPatriot]

I like Koolaid. But LoMo isn't bad. He makes the tacklers look like they are moving in SloMo?

 

[PatsFanInVa]

My longstanding position is that Maroney is Kool-Aid and Jackson is Gator-Aid. I would like to add for the record that I, too, am a dumb-ass.

 

[Box_O_Rocks]

Hey, you guys who want different nick-names can start your own friggin poll.

Peppa, or was that my supper? E seemed to have potential, but it fell short of capturing the essence of the thread and its progenitor.

 

[Bostonian1962]

If he's not the real deal - Phoney Maroney
If he loses weight - Boney Maroney
If I were from St Louis I'd call him - My Homey Maroney
And if he runs like a horse like I pray he does - Pony Maroney

Hope this isn't too much baloney.

You're forgetting the story about him loving Ice Cream. That means a nickname of Coney Maroney.

If he's so good we want two of him - Cloney Maroney
If he's not a good team player - Loney Maroney
If he turns to drugs - Stoney Maroney
Finally, if he's a TD Machine - EndZoney Maroney

I thank you for your support.

 

[wistahpatsfan]

You're forgetting the story about him loving Ice Cream. That means a nickname of Coney Maroney.

If he's so good we want two of him - Cloney Maroney
If he's not a good team player - Loney Maroney
If he turns to drugs - Stoney Maroney
Finally, if he's a TD Machine - EndZoney Maroney

I thank you for your support.

I just got hot coffee up my nose from laughing at that one!

 

[checkedout]

It goes without saying that I voted you are a dumb-ass, but I do like Lo Mo.