The Tebow's can't catch a break.

[Avenger]

FOXBORO, MA — In a stunning decision over the weekend, 1st Lt. Tom Tebow was cut from the Unit Manning Roster of the 109th Air Defense Artillery during pre-deployment exercises. The move came as a surprise, as the Patriot missile battery is led by an aging captain and lacks consistent backup talent.

The older brother of football “star” Tim Tebow, Tom first rose to prominence at the University of Florida as a nationally ranked ROTC cadet. The Reserve Officers Training Corps, a commissioning program for young military officers, showered Tebow with numerous accolades, including Cadet of the Year, Offensive Planner of the Year, and the illustrious Eisenhower Trophy, awarded annually to the top cadet of a Division 1 ROTC program in the country.

Read more: Patriot Battery Cuts Tebow During Training

Maybe he can catch on with the Chaplain's Corps.

 

[Aßßynormal]

Not funny.

 

[goheels22002]

Complete and utter hoax.

 

[Avenger]

Complete and utter hoax.

Satire. About Us - The Duffel Blog

 

[fnordcircle]

Hmm, who really needs to be taken down a peg? Oh I know - that guy who hasn't played a meaningful snap of football in two years and is out of the league. Let's take the puff out of his trousers!

 

[chasa]

 

[letekro]

Doesn't this forum have rules against promoting your own website?? If not, it should, at least for promoting websites that suck, like the one pimped in this here thread.

 

[TomPatriot]

Excuse me, who?

 

[CelticPatriot]

He can't throw one either...

 

[Avenger]

Doesn't this forum have rules against promoting your own website?? If not, it should, at least for promoting websites that suck, like the one pimped in this here thread.

Not my site

 

[letekro]

Not my site

Don't believe you. No one could think that is funny unless they came up with it.

 

[chicowalker]

Duffel Blog is a pretty popular military satire site. Started by a Marine, I think.

 

[Kontradiction]

Duffel Blog is a pretty popular military satire site. Started by a Marine, I think.

That would explain why it's not funny in the least.