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... Makes about as much sense as some of the others floating around here.
Bonus points for the most creative explanation of why. I'll start.
Think about it: With little weaponry comes great responsibility. Brady has gone soft with Moss and Welker. The team in general is so soft that they throw away Joey Galloway like he's yesterday's news. Everybody has had it way too easy, proving that it is better to have an incredibly reliable quarterback making do with middling receiver talent than to have a premier quarterback growing to Favre-esque stature in the local fan-base's mind, because of the acquisition of a couple of statistical monsters.
Beyond that the old days of Givens and Troy Brown and the like epitomized a Patriots ethic that has unfortunately morphed into the Evil Empire. We use to be the Little Engine that Could, then we were the Little Engine that could again as long as we picked up Corey Dillon, then we became the Big Conrail Train Coming Your Way And There's Not a Damn Thing You Can Do About It. Brady got too used to driving that train. The coordinators got too used to playcalling from a position of power. Everything sucks because there's too little adversity, and we got stale, because (not in spite of) the acquisition of Moss and Welker.
The clear message is this: stop trying to pick up really good players, especially on offense. Regardless of the progressive re-re-re-liberalization of passing offense, you don't want to get stale and keep up with the league. What you want to do is innovatively mire yourself in a memory of 2003 or so.
You can just get so much more thrilled about a guy like Givens zooming straight from the bottom to the middle, than Randy occasionally disappointing by ever playing at such a high level. That's why we had that old "Brady Magic," it was really the old Givens Magic. I mean, how can you even say Randy Moss suited up if he doesn't score a TD in one game? With Givens, it would be like "we're looking at a 10-TD year folks, heck, that's just Givens alone!"
Now if you want to call for the return of McPhereson, well, that's another thread. I see none of Tony Eason's toughness in Brady, because he married a real hot chick... but again, that really doesn't establish that David Givens was the key, so let's not go there. I just want further evidence that the key to all the Lombardis is David Givens.
Annnnd, action!
Bonus points for the most creative explanation of why. I'll start.
Think about it: With little weaponry comes great responsibility. Brady has gone soft with Moss and Welker. The team in general is so soft that they throw away Joey Galloway like he's yesterday's news. Everybody has had it way too easy, proving that it is better to have an incredibly reliable quarterback making do with middling receiver talent than to have a premier quarterback growing to Favre-esque stature in the local fan-base's mind, because of the acquisition of a couple of statistical monsters.
Beyond that the old days of Givens and Troy Brown and the like epitomized a Patriots ethic that has unfortunately morphed into the Evil Empire. We use to be the Little Engine that Could, then we were the Little Engine that could again as long as we picked up Corey Dillon, then we became the Big Conrail Train Coming Your Way And There's Not a Damn Thing You Can Do About It. Brady got too used to driving that train. The coordinators got too used to playcalling from a position of power. Everything sucks because there's too little adversity, and we got stale, because (not in spite of) the acquisition of Moss and Welker.
The clear message is this: stop trying to pick up really good players, especially on offense. Regardless of the progressive re-re-re-liberalization of passing offense, you don't want to get stale and keep up with the league. What you want to do is innovatively mire yourself in a memory of 2003 or so.
You can just get so much more thrilled about a guy like Givens zooming straight from the bottom to the middle, than Randy occasionally disappointing by ever playing at such a high level. That's why we had that old "Brady Magic," it was really the old Givens Magic. I mean, how can you even say Randy Moss suited up if he doesn't score a TD in one game? With Givens, it would be like "we're looking at a 10-TD year folks, heck, that's just Givens alone!"
Now if you want to call for the return of McPhereson, well, that's another thread. I see none of Tony Eason's toughness in Brady, because he married a real hot chick... but again, that really doesn't establish that David Givens was the key, so let's not go there. I just want further evidence that the key to all the Lombardis is David Givens.
Annnnd, action!












