750 days after the manufacturing of Defamegate the frail pillars of #integrity holding up its scientifically illiterate conclusions came crashing down in tremendous fashion. A glorious historic victory followed by a thunderous chorus of boos, a clown T-shirt and the continuous peppering of peripheral insults. "Roger That".
Roger ran to Atlanta with his ragged tail tucked between his cowering legs believing he had found his savior. An offensive juggernaut that could surely bring his arch nemesis down. "Blank....I need you to win this one...It's the final battle.....It is my Armageddon". Cowards never fight their own battles rather they surround themselves with sacrificial pawns and flee when the last pawn falls.
Super Bowl 49 was the Patriots' first major victory. Defame War was in its infancy but its fury was in full force. The "CHEATERS" label had once again resurfaced through nefarious means. A fraudulent Tweet, a simple gas law flipped on its head by the simple minded mediots who failed to use absolute values and a number of ignorant NFL veterans tossing around deflated footballs proclaiming "I would have known." The media pressure the Patriots endured during the run up to the Super Bowl was unprecedented. And Yet they "Did their Job". Butler's pick was a thrusting stab into the Fraudulent one's soul.
Super Bowl 51 was Roger's Armageddon. It was the final battle prophetically played on the 5th of February (5/2) which ultimately resulted with Brady's Super Bowl record being 5-2. Roger thought he had finally crucified the GOAT with a four game suspension. "How could they survive a season without their Field General for a quarter of the season?" was an oft spewed montra. Fortunately Roger and others underestimated "this team" of fearlessly competent warriors. The crucifixion served as inspiration for the men and a rallying cry for the masses. "You can crush other teams with your bull **** Gates but "Not This Team!". Four games later the GOAT returned and four arduous months later he and his elite battalion arrived to the Great Colosseum to deliver the final Death Blow to the Fraudulent one. It was delivered with a tortuous 25 point historic comeback and a soul shattering overtime stab with the Magical White dagger.
It's over. Roger lost.
49+51 = 100. The FU Tour is 100% complete.
