The Bill megathread (HC at UNC, girlfriend, etc.)

[sb1]

Mike Lombardi has been fired from every job he’s had. Every job. He can’t get a job. Last year he was fired from a job he was working for for nothing. He was fired from Denver. But he does have ability. He does have some ability…
-Al Davis

 

[sb1]

What a cluster****.

T-minus 33 days to Texas Christian.

Seems fitting. GM of the 33rd NFL team put on leave 33 days before the season.

 

[h0c2000]

Sounds like Bill isn't getting his way.

 

[203Pat]

Sounds like Bill isn't getting his way.

Wonder what that idiot did to lose his spot on the gravy train.

 

[sb1]

Bill will give him another fake ring. Grifters gotta keep together.

 

[Brandon_Cox]

I'm guessing Bunny had something to do with this. Even she knows what an ass clown Lombardi is.

 

[203Pat]

Bill will give him another fake ring. Grifters gotta keep together.

On top of being an arrogant leech he is a creep too.

 

[h0c2000]

 

[sb1]

Maybe he did the meme

 

[h0c2000]

Much bigger news. Lack of institutional controls?

 

[sb1]

Much bigger news. Lack of institutional controls?

Oh this should be good. Recruiting violations? Academic? 33Rd nfL tEAm baby. Wouldn’t be their first rodeo. At least their former QB had some great things to say about the program oh wait no he didn’t never mind. At least they had some players drafted this year- ah forget that one too.

Any chance Bill does not see the start of the season there? Heh. Thank goodness Drake got out of there when he did.

 

[RobertWeathers]

His hairpiece is terrible

 

[h0c2000]

 

[203Pat]

 

[Brandon_Cox]

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/49464412/bill-belicick-north-carolina-college-football-mike-lombardi

 

[Brandon_Cox]

Honestly, she would be a huge upgrade

 

[h0c2000]

 

[h0c2000]

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/49464412/bill-belicick-north-carolina-college-football-mike-lombardi

Worse, the Belichick/Lombardi combination wasn't prepared despite anticipating the jump to college throughout the fall of 2024. Rather than use the time to scout potential transfers or learn some of the pitfalls that awaited them, they got overwhelmed.

"We signed players who didn't have offers or offers that they didn't want," Belichick said after the 2025 season. "We signed players in the transfer portal that were available. We were late in the running on a lot of them. We were late on relationships. We were late on contacts.

"We ran out of time. We did the best we could."

Sounds like excuses to me.

 

[Bill Lee]

North Carolina has placed GM Michael Lombardi on paid admistrative leave

North Carolina has placed general manager Michael Lombardi on paid administrative leave, effective immediately, the school announced.In a brief statement, UNC said that "as is standard procedure

www.footballscoop.com

I just *knew* people here would be all over this like a cheap suit. Well done!

Finebaum with the chin music.

So damn late to the party, isn't he?

Mike Lombardi has been fired from every job he’s had. Every job. He can’t get a job. Last year he was fired from a job he was working for for nothing. He was fired from Denver. But he does have ability. He does have some ability…
-Al Davis

I'd ask what did he do, but it's easier to ask what didn't he do?

Maybe he did the meme

Reminds me of the (vicious) Dave Chapelle standup where he sets things up with Brad Pitt in the hotel room rather than Harvey Weinstein.

Actress comes down the stairs and tells everyone, "Guess what, I got the part!"...

Much bigger news. Lack of institutional controls?

I can predict Mike's reply: That stuff doesn't apply to the 33rd NFL Team!

Sounds like excuses to me.

Bill has been pulling stuff straight out his backside since the time Josh left for da Raiders, if not earlier.

Strangely enough (cough cough) this is right about the time Jordon showed up in his life.

Hard to focus on football all of a sudden.

Strange how that works.

 

[sb1]

Now that "3 rings" Lombardi is out I wonder if we'll hear any more coughfakecough stories like there were a year ago where apparently so many NFL teams are interested in Bill's services.