The Bill megathread (HC at UNC, girlfriend, etc.)

[sb1]

2026 college football coach rankings: Jon Sumrall, Brent Venables headline Power Four coaches ranked 68-26

CBS Sports experts have weighed in on the Power Four coaches ahead of the 2026 season

www.cbssports.com

One of the worst, if not worst, Power 4 head coach. 33rd NFL team and all.

... with a grand total of 0 players selected in this past draft.

 

[Bill Lee]

Bill has turned into quite the excuse maker since he shoved Brady out the door in NE.

And if a bowl appearance in 2024 is "base camp" then what was last season? Mariana trench?

Hudson trench?

 

[h0c2000]

Bill's legacy going down in a blaze of glory.

 

[sb1]

Bill's legacy going down in a blaze of glory.

Gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Brandon_Cox]

Jordon Hudson's FOIA habit won't make things any easier for Bill Belichick

Jordon Hudson keeps trying to extend her 15 minutes of fame.

www.nbcsports.com

 

[h0c2000]

Both Bills seem too high.

 

[sb1]

Both Bills seem too high.

Both on the hot seat and they should be. At least we know O'Brien can coach at this level.

 

[XLIX]

I’d put Swinney over Franklin every day. Franklin just couldn’t beat good teams. Swinney may have had a few tough years but at least he has a pair of nattys.

 

[Bill Lee]

Both on the hot seat and they should be. At least we know O'Brien can coach at this level.

Yeah, but can he groom?

 

[h0c2000]

Exclusive | Judge orders arrest of Bill Belichick’s daughter-in-law in North Carolina

Bill Belichick’s daughter-in-law is wanted in North Carolina.

nypost.com

Next week on Real Housewives of Chapel Bill, a cat fight in the hoosegow featuring Jen and Jordon.

 

[Boomer B]

It’s funny, Bill could figure out how defend the most complex offences the game has ever produced, he could manage dozens of men from different backgrounds to one collective force, but he couldn’t see coming what all of us could see with Bunny. It’s really unbelievable.

 

[Bill Lee]

It’s funny, Bill could figure out how defend the most complex offences the game has ever produced, he could manage dozens of men from different backgrounds to one collective force, but he couldn’t see coming what all of us could see with Bunny. It’s really unbelievable.

IMO Late Period Bill clearly was distracted.

Some interesting points on the timeline: Bill meets Jordon in early 2021. Josh leaves in early 2022. Bill dithers and eventually appoints MP and JG to run the offense in training camp that summer. January 2023 is when Bill and Jordon are first spotted together in public, in New Orleans. Summer 2023 is when the doorbell camera caught half-naked Bill leaving Jordon's Airbnb. Bill 'parted ways' with the Patriots in early 2024.

Everyone's free to put together the story any way they want, but to me this is the prototypical Samson and Delilah situation. Bill was focused more on a hot piece of ass (err, his "muse") than on football. It's enough to distract anyone.

She metaphorically cut off his hair, and he hasn't been the same since. Just look at the clown show UNC has become. As a song lyric goes, all a friend can say is ain't it a shame.

 

[XLIX]

IMO Late Period Bill clearly was distracted.

Some interesting points on the timeline: Bill meets Jordon in early 2021. Josh leaves in early 2022. Bill dithers and eventually appoints MP and JG to run the offense in training camp that summer. January 2023 is when Bill and Jordon are first spotted together in public, in New Orleans. Summer 2023 is when the doorbell camera caught half-naked Bill leaving Jordon's Airbnb. Bill 'parted ways' with the Patriots in early 2024.

Everyone's free to put together the story any way they want, but to me this is the prototypical Samson and Delilah situation. Bill was focused more on a hot piece of ass (err, his "muse") than on football. It's enough to distract anyone.

She metaphorically cut off his hair, and he hasn't been the same since. Just look at the clown show UNC has become. As a song lyric goes, all a friend can say is ain't it a shame.

I think the fact that Jeff Fisher - uh I mean Bill Belichick - lost Tom Brady might have a wee bit more to do with it than whom he was dating.