The Bill megathread (HC at UNC, girlfriend, etc.)

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UNC 1000:1 odds to win National championship next season. Surprised the odds are that good.

 

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That comment lmaooooooo

 

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Holy **** this Lombardi guy is so full of ****. Still claiming to be 3X super bowl champ! If I buy 3 replica rings does that make me a 3x Super Bowl champ?

 

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Hubert Davis March Madness collapse raises stakes for Bill Belichick in Year 2 at UNC

The North Carolina Tar Heels are one of the premier basketball programs in the Country, and a school where everything centers around winning in basketball. That

saturdayblitz.com

Yep. After that choke job last night I can't imagine that they'll be in the mood to show more patience with Bill and the football program if he faceplants again.

 

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Hubert Davis was fired. The school will now be paying close attention to Bill and his football team.

Have to believe his seat is now a lot hotter. Good luck with that brutal schedule coach.

 

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Hubert Davis was fired. The school will now be paying close attention to Bill and his football team.

Have to believe his seat is now a lot hotter. Good luck with that brutal schedule coach.

2026 ACC win totals, odds, picks: Predictions for every team as Miami eyes College Football Playoff return

Breaking down win total predictions for each ACC team ahead of the 2026 college football season

www.cbssports.com

Prop bet for Over/Under is 4.5 wins. This guy has him beating all of at UVA, NC State, and at Duke. I can see one of those being a W, not all 3. 6 wins get them to a bowl. I'd see max W at 5 with some breaks going UNC's way.

Wonder what the excuses will be from Bill when he misses out on going to a bowl and another losing season.

 

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Chansky's Notebook: Dead Man Walking? - Chapelboro.com

With Hubert Davis dismissed, no seat will be hotter in Chapel Hill than UNC head football coach Bill Belichick’s this fall.

chapelboro.com

Yeah 4-8 sounds about right if things go UNC's way.

 

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No idea why anyone would want to commit to that dumpster fire right now.

 

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No question this was Bunny’s idea.

Embarrassing.

 

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Bill Belichick Makes Unexpected Savannah Bananas Appearance

Jordan Hudson’s boyfriend made a surprise appearance at a Savannah Bananas game over the weekend.

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He's now referred to as "Jordon Hudson's boyfriend". Oh dear.

What's next for Bill....celebrity Big Brother?

 

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Football To Host ‘Huddle In Heels’ Women’s Clinic April 19 - University of North Carolina Athletics

Carolina Football will host a 'Huddle in Heels' women's clinic on Sunday, April 19, at the Bill Koman Practice Complex. Participants will have the opportunit...

goheels.com

Females must be 23 or younger to attend

 

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Looks like Bill chased his QB from last season out of UNC and into the transfer portal. This article makes it sound like he had no idea how to develop him or utilize his talents. Imagine my shock.

Gio Lopez was Bill Belichick’s first college QB. He left in search of something more familiar

“I just had never really dealt with responding to negative press or negative performance,” Lopez said. “Having to keep showing up grew me as

www.nytimes.com

 

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I assume the conversation would go something like this, Mr Heath Hudson, "Yeah, Bill, you and my father would get along great. You're both about the same age. Too bad he's dead."

 

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I assume the conversation would go something like this, Mr Heath Hudson, "Yeah, Bill, you and my father would get along great. You're both about the same age. Too bad he's dead."

These are just blatant lies.

 

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What do you get a sugar daddy who has everything? Asking for Jordon.

 

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Jordon Hudson could own Belichick-focused trademarks, including 'Chapel Bill,' by May 1

Hudson’s TCE Rights Management company filed for several trademarks related to North Carolina coach Bill Belichick in 2025.

www.wral.com

How about "4-8 (Bill's version)". She shouldn't have trouble with that one.
Or ".426 After Brady (Bill's version)".
Or even "We won't talk about how we really met (Bunny's version)"

 

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Why Bill Belichick’s Girlfriend Jordon Hudson Is Being Called the 'Real Star' in Their Relationship

Don't mess with Jordon.

www.sheknows.com

 

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That doesnt seem too good. But hey Bunny is doing great in her adult co-ed cheerleading career so it’s a start…

 

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I wonder if Bill will play Funeral March at practices this time for their coming 2-10 season against that schedule.