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The 2012 season: the Jets [Mod Edit: STILL] suck

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If I recall correctly, a while ago, a poster whose name currently escapes me proclaimed that the suckitude of the Jets was akin to the original Star Wars Trilogy. 2011 was like A New Hope, and 2012 was like The Empire Strikes Back. I pray that 2013 doesn't disappoint. But I'm not sure how it can top this year.

Before I talk about how inspiring the 2012 Jets season was. I want to go back to how satisfying the 2011 Jets suckitude was. The Jets were coming off an AFC championship berth, a playoff win over their biggest enemy, and had presumptions that they'd finally unseat the Pats as the AFC East powerhouse. A good number of mediots were quick to agree with these presumptions. What resulted was them missing the playoffs, while their two biggest adversaries made it to the SB. When I compare the past two Jets seasons, I consider the fact that 2011 featured crushed expectations.

2012 managed to top it, however. True, a higher degree of Jets suckitude was expected this time around, but somehow, the expectations were exceeded. Going 6-10 wasn't the surprising part, it's the road they took to achieve that record. Who foresaw the loss of their greatest asset to a season ending injury? Who foresaw The Bumble and the rest of the Thanksgiving Night Curbstomp? Who foresaw Greg Elroy entering the Jets QB ****storm? The final record isn't to be ignored. It has put the Jets in a perfect position. They aren't good enough to even be considered playoff contenders anymore, but they aren't bad enough that they can be gifted with a franchise savior. I'm not sure how it can get worse for them.
 
If I recall correctly, a while ago, a poster whose name currently escapes me proclaimed that the suckitude of the Jets was akin to the original Star Wars Trilogy. 2011 was like A New Hope, and 2012 was like The Empire Strikes Back. I pray that 2013 doesn't disappoint. But I'm not sure how it can top this year.

Before I talk about how inspiring the 2012 Jets season was. I want to go back to how satisfying the 2011 Jets suckitude was. The Jets were coming off an AFC championship berth, a playoff win over their biggest enemy, and had presumptions that they'd finally unseat the Pats as the AFC East powerhouse. A good number of mediots were quick to agree with these presumptions. What resulted was them missing the playoffs, while their two biggest adversaries made it to the SB. When I compare the past two Jets seasons, I consider the fact that 2011 featured crushed expectations.

2012 managed to top it, however. True, a higher degree of Jets suckitude was expected this time around, but somehow, the expectations were exceeded. Going 6-10 wasn't the surprising part, it's the road they took to achieve that record. Who foresaw the loss of their greatest asset to a season ending injury? Who foresaw The Bumble and the rest of the Thanksgiving Night Curbstomp? Who foresaw Greg Elroy entering the Jets QB ****storm? The final record isn't to be ignored. It has put the Jets in a perfect position. They aren't good enough to even be considered playoff contenders anymore, but they aren't bad enough that they can be gifted with a franchise savior. I'm not sure how it can get worse for them.

Rinse and repeat?

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The Patriots haven't thrown a ball in anger in 2013 and the Jets have already made the year "sports awesome".
 
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welp...it's 2013....4 years removed from "I will win the Super THIS year...guaranteed!!!"...I'd like to make a sort of retrospective little flood starring our favorite fat Martian, the mouth that rooared...and roared...Wrecks Cryan...so, let's get it going...

 
He's gettin' ready!!! Go get 'em you fat slob moron!!!

 
Clowns...NY Jets...seems to be perfect symmetry doesn't it???

 
ah yes...the good old fat slob, arrogant douchebag, bigmouth days...where did they go???

 
oh wait...right...HERE'S where they went....tsk tsk...

 
WHAT?...ME WORRY???



right...why worry when you're a complet moron?

 
I got it....Wrecks should quit coaching and open up a gum factory...DOUBLE CHIN GUM! already a built in customer base------------------->



and in the double spirit. how about double covers of idiocy???

 
continuing with the "clown" motif....(see a pattern here?)

 
awwww...the hell with it...bring in the clowns!!!!

 


10. Are things going to get worse before they get better?

The Jets and Giants will be hosting the Super Bowl at MetLife Stadium next year. The AFC team will practice at the Jets facility; the NFC club will be at the Giants facility. There have been a lot of low points in Jets history, but if the Patriots are in Super Bowl XLVIII and Belichick has the run of Gang Green’s headquarters in Florham Park, the Jets might as well just cease operations.

Read more: With Rex Ryan fleeing to Bahamas, NY Jets coach leaves a trail of unanswered questions that won't go away - NY Daily News

That'd be hilarious!
 
I got it....Wrecks should quit coaching and open up a gum factory...DOUBLE CHIN GUM! already a built in customer base------------------->



and in the double spirit. how about double covers of idiocy???

Between Rex and this guy we're looking at more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
 
new thread...it's 2013 people
 
they have to draft first before that sucking sound starts again...April
 
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