Content Post The 2012 season: the Jets [Mod Edit: STILL] suck

[BTTA]

The Top Secret" Wildcat Package SHHHHHH :nono: No Talking

Oh God not that anything but that :scared:

New York - New Jersey Sports, Video, Photos, Recaps - Homepage - NY Daily News

NY Jets practice wildcat packages, but Mark Sanchez and Tim Tebow reveal nothing about Tony Sparano’s offense
The secrecy surrounding practice was a departure from Rex Ryan’s typically media-friendly approach to matters.

Leave it to the Jests and the NY media to make more noise about a secret practice than a regular one.

 

[ATippett56]

The Top Secret" Wildcat Package SHHHHHH :nono: No Talking

Oh God not that anything but that :scared:

New York - New Jersey Sports, Video, Photos, Recaps - Homepage - NY Daily News

NY Jets practice wildcat packages, but Mark Sanchez and Tim Tebow reveal nothing about Tony Sparano’s offense
The secrecy surrounding practice was a departure from Rex Ryan’s typically media-friendly approach to matters.

You mean the "secret" Wildcat Package where Wayne Hunter whiffs at his blocking assignment and Tebow gets killed?

 

[Silver Blue&Red]

The Top Secret" Wildcat Package SHHHHHH :nono: No Talking

Oh God not that anything but that :scared:

New York - New Jersey Sports, Video, Photos, Recaps - Homepage - NY Daily News

NY Jets practice wildcat packages, but Mark Sanchez and Tim Tebow reveal nothing about Tony Sparano’s offense
The secrecy surrounding practice was a departure from Rex Ryan’s typically media-friendly approach to matters.

I got a laugh out of this too. SECRET? LOL. What is this wildcat thing they speak of. I'm ascared What a joke the NFL is becoming. TMZ-FL:bricks:

 

[Dingleberry]

now listen....I KNOW sick....THAT is one sick metaphor...congrats

It's a simile


.....only because there are so many spelling police on message boards but oh so few linguistic nazis



Sick metaphor: Rex Ryan's folds of skin are mildewy slices of bread coated with from-unda cheese.

 

[ausbacker]

I sure hope the Patriots kept their amended 2008/2009 defensive playbook to help them defend the vaunted wildcat.

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

the wildcat..lol it was great the first year it came out..but now that Ds can see it on film..it's junk

 

[Dingleberry]

the wildcat..lol it was great the first year it came out..but now that Ds can see it on film..it's junk

Exactly. The wildcat jumped the shark a couple years ago.

It's a sad state of affairs for Jets fans that the offense is going to rely on a gimmick because its regular offense is so inept. A gimmick the NFL D's have already solved!

Fortunately for Jets fans, they are accustomed to a team that is a sad state of affairs.

 

[Joker]

It's a simile


.....only because there are so many spelling police on message boards but oh so few linguistic nazis



Sick metaphor: Rex Ryan's folds of skin are mildewy slices of bread coated with from-unda cheese.

uh..yes..I know it's a simile...like or as denotes a simile...which is kind of a more precise metaphor...Merriam Webster goes further...

The terms metaphor and simile are slung around as if they meant exactly the same thing.

A simile is a metaphor, but not all metaphors are similes.

Metaphor is the broader term. In a literary sense metaphor is a rhetorical device that transfers the sense or aspects of one word to another.

a far as the "spelling police" crack, I ALWAYS interject and attempt to correct anybody that butchers the word hypocrisy...it's ******ed to attack someone for "hipocracy" "hipocrasy" "hippocracy" or "hippopotamusation" when you can't even spell the word correctly...I take my Hippocratic Oath very seriously...as the first practitioner of frontal lobe ice pick surgery, I HAVE to...

 

[Joker]

oh right...the Jets thread...I forgot...OK, here's my simile...

The is no team like the Jets as far suckage like a sump pump on crack....

 

[Dingleberry]

uh..yes..I know it's a simile...like or as denotes a simile...which is kind of a more precise metaphor...Merriam Webster goes further...

The terms metaphor and simile are slung around as if they meant exactly the same thing.

A simile is a metaphor, but not all metaphors are similes.

Metaphor is the broader term. In a literary sense metaphor is a rhetorical device that transfers the sense or aspects of one word to another.

a far as the "spelling police" crack, I ALWAYS interject and attempt to correct anybody that butchers the word hypocrisy...it's ******ed to attack someone for "hipocracy" "hipocrasy" "hippocracy" or "hippopotamusation" when you can't even spell the word correctly...I take my Hippocratic Oath very seriously...as the first practitioner of frontal lobe ice pick surgery, I HAVE to...

My homage to message board spelling police was referring to those who have to point out others' spelling mistakes as a way of trying to enhance their own arguments. Making a simile/metaphor "correction" was one of those.

I agree with correcting those who are hurling insults. My favorite?

"You're retarted, you looser!"

Always see those two words spelled incorrectly.

To stay on topic of the thread:

Even though Rex Ryan's skin is looser, he is still a loser as a coach.

Jets fans are ******ed if they don't think the presence of Tebow will continue to ****** the growth of Sanchize.

 

[Joker]

My homage to message board spelling police was referring to those who have to point out others' spelling mistakes as a way of trying to enhance their own arguments. Making a simile/metaphor "correction" was one of those.

I agree with correcting those who are hurling insults. My favorite?

"You're retarted, you looser!"

Always see those two words spelled incorrectly.

To stay on topic of the thread:

Even though Rex Ryan's skin is looser, he is still a loser as a coach.

Jets fans are ******ed if they don't think the presence of Tebow will continue to ****** the growth of Sanchize.

well my good friend...perhaps you have forgotten the ultimate Jet malaprop...

 

[crew1954]

Foolish comment from a rookie with 177 posts...pherein is not a token Saints poster,he's a valued visitor here and a personal favorite of mine.......There....chastisement over,now pick up your schoolbooks and go home:nono:

Yeah? Well your mother wears army boots!

 

[Joker]

Yeah? Well your mother wears army boots!

yeah?..well your father wears navy socks...with holes in the big toe...so he can pick the hair out of his teeth when he munches the shag rug..

 

[crew1954]

yeah?..well your father wears navy socks...with holes in the big toe...so he can pick the hair out of his teeth when he munches the shag rug..

Shag rug? How 70's. Pa's gone oriental.

 

[MoLewisrocks]

Manish Mehta ?@MMehtaNYDN

PHOTO: Tim Tebow graces cover of newest edition of GQ. Last year, Sanchez. This year, Tebow. Next year, McElroy? Photos: Tim Tebow's GQ Cover Shoot: Profiles: GQ

LOL Year after that another top ten QB pick...

 

[Tunescribe]

Photos: Tim Tebow's GQ Cover Shoot: Profiles: GQ

God truly moves in mysterious ways. HE appears to be taking dead aim at the New Jersey Green Beans with their profane coach and vain and sinful ways. The severe thunderstorms that graced their opening of training camp were but a harbinger.

Actually, I'm kinda surprised the Westboro Baptist Church hasn't picketed there yet.

 

[1960Pats]

Well done c77.

Now I can add Ellie Goulding's song to the jukebox and enjoy it much more.

 

[Haley]

 

[PlainOldEd]

I didn't need to see that.........

 

[Haley]

I didn't need to see that.........

The half-naked crucifixion pose? Yeah, you definitely did. That is the funniest damn thing I've seen in as while!