dierdorf is right in saying blame hobbs not belichik
that's why LT recanted his statement.
you don't dance on another team's logo after a game, hell it's a TO move, it's bush league
but it's not belichik's fault, and the chargers have some morons on their team too, as evidenced by florence's headbutt during the game.
Where exactly are these rules written down. I'd like to see them.
So, just to make sure I have this straight --
1) Doing a dance to mock your opponent in the middle of the game after a sack is ok. (Let's call this the "Merriman rule.")
2) Doing a dance to mock your opponent AFTER the game is not ok, if you do it at the 50 yard line. ("Let's call this the Hobbs rule.")
Boy, these rules SOUND simple, but when you get into it, it really gets confusing for me. Seems like a lot of scenarios need some clarification, just so I have this straight.
What if Hobbs had done his mocking while there was still technically time on the clock, but the game was effectively over (though not technically). Like just before Tom Brady was getting read to kneel down on the ball. That's still during the game, not after it, so does he get the Merriman rule? Or the Hobbs rule?
Ok, now suppose Hobbs does his mocking AFTER the game (no time left), but on the sideline? How about on the 38 yard line?
Ok, now, let's suppose Shawne Marriman makes a sack with 1:00 left in a game that the Chargers are winning 40-0. He does his lights out dance. Is this a violation of the Hobbs rule, or is it within the Merriman safe harbor? What if it's a road game, does it make a difference? How about if it happens to be at the 35 yard line during the superbowl where the opposing team's logo is underneath his feet and thus trod upon? How about if it's just a regular season game, but it occurs on the NFL logo?
Man, it's hard to keep track.
You see, I really need something to get outraged at when my team loses a game in a tough way, and if I can manufacture something about my opponent's "class," I don't know why but somehow it makes me feel better. (That is, as long as I try to forget that we actually lost the game.) So, as you can see, it's very important to me that I get these rules exactly straight, since they seem to be so crystal clear in everyone else's mind.
Could you just write them all down for me in a post so I have them in one place?