This is ridiculous. I understand you're joking but still, I opened this thread expecting some terrible news. You should specify this isn't serious in your thread title. Very uncool.
If I specify it isn't serious, that kind of mitigates the joke, doesn't it?
Perhaps you, sir, should not be so serious!
GAWD!
I truly did not mean to offend or be insensitive...I have given up those dastardly character defects after Stephen Gostkowski put his foot in my mouth!