Steelers batting vicious flu bug

[YOUGOTMOSSED]

Ok, so the flu bug culture I left in their locker room worked!

Very cool

I would have used ebola or that "rage" virus from 28 Days Later . . . I applaud your restraint.

 

[The Gr8est]

The excuses just keep flowing out of Pitt.

Ummm, that isn't "excuses" flowing out of them.

And don't ask, you don't want to know.

 

[Nikolai]

That dude in the tunnel? He's in charge of the Pats CBRN program. Yeah, we've got nukes too...we stole them from Iran.

EDIT - CBRN = Chemical Biological Radioactive Nuclear

 

[bormio]

Yep, the Cowboys did something similar to the Red Skins many years ago and almost wiped the entire team out with smallpox laced blankets and the NFL did nothing about it...but if the Pats get caught engaging in a little semi harmless biological warfare they'll lose a first rounder...

And a fourth rounder ....

 

[AtomicDawg]

Kinda reminds me of "Under The Dome" by Stephen King. They go and infect a bunch of pigs with the flu virus so they could extract the virus to kill off select people in the town so they could survive longer..........makes sense to me.

 

[PATSYLICIOUS]

The Steelers will really feel it when we turn up the heat.

The hilarous thing is bspn could publish an article saying the pats did this in a january game and people will buy that it played a major factor

 

[Wheelman]

“We’re not making excuses. There won’t be. We’ll be there, we’ll be ready to play.

Sure, Mike, sure...

 

[PortPatriot]

is there any way the pats can turn the heat up in their lockerroom on sunday?

I know it's all tongue in cheek but if that happened and we win Brady would be sitting out 8 games next year.

 

[Keyser Söze]

We know what one of the excuses will be once we wax that ass Sunday night

 

[djs617]

I can see it now, Mike covers all bases.

" the steelers overcome the flu and beat the pats"

OR " the steelers lost due to flu pats get lucky again"

I'm sick to. Sick of there crying

 

[RobertWeathers]

We know what one of the excuses will be once we wax that ass Sunday night

Typical Pats game. Keeping it manageable in the 1st 1/2 then thermonuclear war in the 2nd.

34-17

 

[Jackson 2]

At least 99% of the Steelers fan base is going to believe that this is true.

How about 99% of the country...

 

[FCB02062]

I hope they all get violently I'll and become very weak.... Nature's payback for Pats 2006 AFC title game bug

 

[Wheelman]

Kinda reminds me of "Under The Dome" by Stephen King. They go and infect a bunch of pigs with the flu virus so they could extract the virus to kill off select people in the town so they could survive longer..........makes sense to me.

I stopped watching that show. What happened in the end? I heard the show got canned.

 

[SHOWTIME15]

I know it's all tongue in cheek but if that happened and we win Brady would be sitting out 8 games next year.

Why not. Indy did it to us in '06.

 

[fnordcircle]

To the Pats fan who got the flu on purpose and then had sex with 15 Steelers:

God bless you.

 

[Tuck]

is there any way the pats can turn the heat up in their lockerroom on sunday?

Was just thinking that. Lol!

 

[Tuck]

To the Pats fan who got the flu on purpose and then had sex with 15 Steelers:

God bless you.

Wow. That dude has my vote for fan of the week.

 

[meatface]

Steelers Battling Flu Bug Ahead Of Patriots Game; 15 Players Reportedly Affected

15 players are reportedly affected by it.

everyone gets a four game suspension

 

[meatface]

To the Pats fan who got the flu on purpose and then had sex with 15 Steelers:

God bless you.

i'll buy that fan a beer